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Subject: »Real Spamtopic

2018-07-17 14:03:23
well, she is a terrorist.. terrorizing my imagination! bdam tsss*

"no vegine for you?"

it's "vegana"

suddenly grammar nazi strikes! O_O
2018-07-18 18:45:06
To fall back to Emma...
I'm really surprised to see no one has actually gave her the best position on a field?
I'd place her up front! As a centre Stroker!.... Striker! Striker....:-p
2018-07-19 09:32:08
No9 stroker for sure... damn, striker, meant striker!

what's up with that word, kinda getting messed up often! XD

anyway, we only talked about emma stone, what about other team players?

..............................Gianna Michaels

Shyla Stylez.....Carmella Bing....Ava Devine....Davia Ardell

.......................Madison Ivy

......Tori Lane....................Julia Bond

Jesse Jane...........Emma Stone...........Asa Akira


subs:
GK: Trina Michaels
DEF: Sasha Grey
DEF: Natasha Nice
MID: Jenna Haze
MID: Riley Mason
MID: Asia Carrera
ATT: Jenna Jameson

it wasn't easy picking up the team damnit, too many names left out that have equal right to be called for NT!

it's a cruel world in soccer..
2018-07-19 11:05:57
Nice starting eleven, but what about tactics?
2018-07-19 11:40:24
Hit and run of course :)
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2018-07-19 11:58:06
"Hit and run od course :)"

XDDDDDDDDDD

wham, bam, thank you mam!


yea, I based their positions according to their character:

GK: Gianna, a real piece of woman, huge eyes and crazy/aggressive personality just what a GK should have

CBs: Bing and Devine, also nice pieces of women, also huge eyes :), not overly aggressive but will do anything for a show!

LB/RB: Ardell and Stylez, versatile, tireless, very open to team build up and yet quite mobile!

DMC/box to box: Madison, very creative, maybe a slight small frame for this position but she makes it up with her energy and work rate!

RMC/LMC: Tori and Julia, Tori is the most craziest chick I've ever seen (relatively) and greatly complements Julia's calmer demeanor yet almost perfect playmaking!

LWG/RWG: Jesse Jane and Akira, JJ as perfect winger, never ending action and stamina combined with incredible playmaking is perfectly suited to Asa's cut in play and little less "craziness" but will to give everything out there!

ATT: Stone, main stroker!.. damn, striker... XD

NOTES: GK was based on their aggressiveness, defenders are based on voluptuous factor :), midfield on creativity and craziness and attack on their appeal :)

and tactics? that will be discussed little later XD
2018-07-19 12:35:23
2018-07-19 12:39:09
yea, right?!

it ain't easy being a selector! I can think atleast 2 more teams that would be top notch also! XD
2018-07-19 12:43:19
Can i get the U21 team please?

2018-07-19 13:42:15
Ffs hahaha
2018-07-19 14:53:23
hhahahahahahahaha, he got me there ffs! XDDDDD

even though technically, U21 isn't all that "criminally" bad.. XDDDD

I would gladly make U21 but at the moment I'm unable to do a proper research, I could mess up a year or two.. Don't want to get kicked out of competition because of the age error! XD
2018-07-20 16:24:54
2018-07-20 16:42:06
2018-07-20 16:43:05
In your face, apache helicopters
2018-07-20 18:41:26
there won´t be any traffic problems, if every car has a little box inside, which automatically plays the last winner song of eurovision song contest with 85 db, as soon as the car comes nearer than 50 meters to the one in front.
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2018-07-20 19:19:32
If I ever have to drive a "Turbo Roundabout" I'm probably gonna trash my driver's license.