Subject: Jokes

Do you know the difference beetween a pedophile and a teacher?
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The pedophile, he loves children.

A frenchie is in Wales on holydays (Yes it's possible!)
He comes in a restaurant in the village he was just arriving, and ask to the barmaid:
-"Hello, could you tell me the name of this nice place we are, mademoiselle?"
-" Yes of course: Burrrrrrrrrrrrgerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Kiiing!"

the first one is probably the oldest joke on planet Earth. after I fucked your mother joke.

its better when you call the village Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

true!

In a prison a thief tells his cell-mate: 'every time when we are heading to the dining room to eat, a sorrow laugh invades me'.

'Why is that?' asks he. 'I was arrested for stealing some food, now they give it to me for free'.

Never seen part 2, LOL

I think floor 3 has women who love sex, have money, and can cook.

nono, I think on floor 3 there are transvestites and then no men would choose that floor, so they go to the next floor, and every floor goes worse and worse towards the infinity, so usually men who pass floor 2 kill themselves. thats my theory.

I think floor 3 has women who love sex, have money, and can cook.

i second that. But i would raplace have money with good looking, cause ugly woman who loves sex is no use. For me at least ;-).

i would replace can cook with good looking
because if they have money they dont need to cook ..

Well, i didnt see it from that angle. You are right.
Love sex + good looking + have money.

i was sure u will agree..:)
i will add one more word
Love good sex + good looking + have money. :p

Google Earth gives you the opportunity to see any place on the planet. And what are you doing?

You go and look at your house!

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