Subject: Elections - the best of :]

What is the problem of the use of online-translators? I mean, this sense is nevertheless perfectly English?

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Most of the stuff written by the online translator is ABSOLUTE gibberish. That's the whole purpose of this thread. It takes any english speaker real concentration to try to guess what was trying to be said.

for example, this is the first post in this thread i grabbed randomly:

If I will be honored on your improvement of composition only allow me! I will do the best as best your expectation . I do not promise at once that which from boys of stars already months few steam make cause representation For won samuch, but it promises that I will grant work dignified and it searched hours this fairest!!

breaking this down sentence by sentence...

If I will be honored on your improvement of composition only allow me!
Honored makes sense, but he's asking a question ("if") but has an exclamation? No idea what the word composition means in this context. Same with "your improvement of composition" - mebbe he means that he'd be honored if he'd be allowed to improve the makeup of the team???? That's an absolute guess


I will do the best as best your expectation .
"as best your expectation" is nonsense. I guess he's saying he'll do the best he can and meet expectations? Again, utterly guess


I do not promise at once that which from boys of stars already months few steam make cause representation
Uhm, sure. Is he trying to hit on the male children of famous people? "months few steam make cause representation" -> wow. no idea whatsoever.

For won samuch, but it promises that I will grant work dignified and it searched hours this fairest!!
Ok, the third word isn't english... won isn't used correctly. it promises-> who promises? He does i assume. So he's going to grant work dignified... Uhm he's going to give his best mebbe? "it searched hours this fairest" -> no ideas at all.




So, luuut, there wasn't a single comprehensible sentence in that randomly selected paragraph from this thread.

They should go to school.
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Ty for the lessions of English, heheh xD, i need becuase i prefer spanish than english.

That says entirely nothing, them use simply the found oneself translator. I use good translate machine and you had not at all once that I translate überhaupt machine used. That which use Poland now this way stupid is found oneself can do I nothing to. That takes off however nothing to the fact that good translate machines well work.

I can but assume that you are joking.

good translate machines well work

No good translate machines there. No.

Test it yourself by translating some lyrics. I once translated "can't stop" from the Red Hot Chili Peppers into dutch by translating machine, and I laughed myself a wild cherry (the dutch Saying mijzelf een kriek lachen translated by a machine)

Login: dachu7
Equipo: Piast Warszawa
Fecha de postulación: 2008-02-04 17:09:04
Anuncio de prensa: I from Poland,Europe.I have more plane for game.Im good Coatch beacuste i playing in sokker 2 years!!!Just vote for me :-)!
In country-team can play everyone, I think I found someone in your team too!


Login: Paitu
Equipo: Sporting Koło
Fecha de postulación: 2008-02-04 17:18:15
Anuncio de prensa: Vitamin warm-heartedly. I should like produce wam my candidature. You see propounded sie because wishes alter tę crew. Buyup sie to start with to impugns. Together with backing yours wishes find endowments whom backing us with reference to triumph. supposing wishes that seat to easy-chair coach ballots now. Salutes ex Polish.

xD

great speech

Which attacker do you choose:

1: brilliant pace; brilliant tech; brilliant scoring
2: outstanding pace; incredible tech; brilliant scoring
3: incredible pace; outstanding tech; brilliant scoring
4: outstanding pace; outstanding tech; incredible scoring


HAHAHA :D

Nigeria:

Login: MarcinG
Team: FC Nalesnik

(...) I think Wales will be stronger in the nearest future (...)


:P

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maybe 3rd attacker is formidable at defending :P

Ecuador:

Login: anettk
Equipo: Ptys5
Fecha de postulación: 2008-02-04 23:00:53
Anuncio de prensa: I like sokker- and I like Ecuador:):) THIS NATIONAL TEAM WILL BE HAVE FUTURE WITH ME, I PROMISE

Login: jorgito7
Equipo: Union Deportiva Salamanca
Fecha de postulación: 2008-02-05 15:59:00
Anuncio de prensa: Prometo marihuana y farlopa para los que me voten...


hahaha he promiss marihuana for all those that votes for him

i am gonna change my vote NOW hahaha