Subject: First thoughts about countries

starving? lol :)

i know its lol cause wherethe hell he got that :)

well, you're hungry nation

Albania - near greece
Algeria - nose
Andorra - bless
Argentina - falklands losers
Armenia - eatern european
Australia - g'day pom
Austria - skiing
Azerbaijan - easy win
Belarus - walrus
Belgium - nice place
Bolivia - volcanoes
Bosnia and Herzegovina - eurovision
Brasil - PARTAAAY
Bulgaria - buggery
Cameroon - african cup of nations, marc vivien foe :(
Canada - maple leaf
Chile - spicy coldness
China - little people
Colombia - gangland forestry
Costa Rica - cigar
Cuba - castro
Croatia - psycho's
Cyprus - greece's baby
Czech Republic - koller
Denmark - great dane
Dominican Republic - thats where my mate went on holiday
Germany - 2 world wars, 1 world cup
Greece - i like it
Ecuador - Somewhere near brazil
Estonia - stones
El Salvador - ferrari
England - god save the queen ;D
Finland - javelin
France - frogs
Georgia - george
Ghana - africaaaa
Guatemala - guantanamo bay
Honduras - hula hoops
Hong Kong - beer advert with the twins
Hungary - tea time
Iceland - kerry katona
India - dhoni< broad
Indonesia - rita rita ritaaa
Iraq - in goes the army
Iran - soon goes the army
Ireland - wheeeey
Israel - christmas
Italy - berlusconi
Jamaica - yeah man, drugs, relaxed, cricket, bolt, cool runnings - love it
Japan - hiroshima :(
Kazakhstan - Borat
Kenya - run run running
Latvia - Boston
Lithuania - Boston
Luxembourg - bless
Macedonia - pot 5
Malaysia - haha, my mates from there, isnt she a state
Malta - yeah
Mexico - those pointy hat things
Moldova - moulded over
Montenegro - how racist
Morocco - coconuts
Netherlands - amsterdam
New Zealand - kiwi's
Nicaragua - tobacco
Nigeria - kanu
Norway - yes way
Panama - canal
Paraguay - that keeper with the scorpion kick save <3
Peru - pointy
Philippines - philip
Poland - boston
Portugal - boston
Romania - gypsys
Russia - are we allowed to talk about them?
Saudi Arabia - arabs
Scotland - unlucky
Senegal - France WC
Serbia - Djokovic
Singapore - sing already
Slovakia - slovenia
Slovenia - slovakia
South Africa - 2010 WC
South Korea - 2002 WC
Spain - bulls
Sweden - cold
Switzerland - cheese
Thailand - me love you long time
Tunis - red
Turkey - christmas
Ukraine - shevchenko
UAE - rich
Uruguay - Your a gay
USA - dumb yanks
Uzbekistan - near borat land
Venezuela - maybe
Vietnam - war
Wales - sheep

Moldova - moulded over


didnt; understood =)

croatia - psycho's =)) cause England lost vs Croatia , nice xD

did you mean Garik Martirosian for Armenia? :)))

hell yeah xD that guy is insane :) love him from Project Paris Hilton xD

Albania -
Algeria -
Andorra -
Argentina -
Armenia -
Australia - Kangaroo
Austria -
Azerbaijan -
Belarus -
Belgium -
Bolivia -
Bosnia and Herzegovina -
Brasil - great womans
Bulgaria -
Cameroon -
Canada -
Chile -
China -
Colombia -
Costa Rica -
Cuba -
Croatia -
Cyprus -
Czech Republic -
Denmark -
Dominican Republic -
Germany -
Greece -
Ecuador -
Estonia -
El Salvador -
England - Mr.Bean
Finland -
France -
Georgia -
Ghana -
Guatemala -
Honduras -
Hong Kong -
Hungary -
Iceland -
India -
Indonesia -
Iraq -
Iran -
Ireland - Green
Israel -
Italy - AC MILAN
Jamaica -
Japan -
Kazakhstan -
Kenya -
Latvia -
Lithuania -
Luxembourg -
Macedonia -
Malaysia -
Malta -
Mexico -
Moldova -
Montenegro - me of course :-)
Morocco -
Netherlands -
New Zealand - great country
Nicaragua -
Nigeria -
Norway -
Panama -
Paraguay -
Peru -
Philippines -
Poland -
Portugal -
Romania -
Russia -
Saudi Arabia -
Scotland - Old Firm
Senegal -
Serbia -
Singapore -
Slovakia -
Slovenia -
South Africa -
South Korea -
Spain -
Sweden -
Switzerland -
Thailand -
Tunis -
Turkey -
Ukraine -
UAE -
Uruguay -
USA -
Uzbekistan -
Venezuela -
Vietnam -
Wales -

i love Europe...spam spam spam spam spam spam!!!!I love all the countries over the globe!!!!!spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

Calem: Belgium not a real country? Explain

Albania - Muslim
Algeria - Near Egypt
Andorra - We kick your ass at football
Argentina - Brazils weaker cousin
Armenia - No Idea
Australia - Steve Irwin
Austria - Euro 2008
Azerbaijan - We kick your ass at football :)
Belarus - Hleb
Belgium - Chocolates!
Bolivia - Dunno
Bosnia and Herzegovina - Double-Barreled
Brasil - Pele
Bulgaria - Erm.... Bulgarians???
Cameroon - Occasionally in the world cup
Canada - Maple Syrup
Chile - Chilean Sea Bass
China - Communists!!!
Colombia - Coffee?
Costa Rica - Coffee?
Cuba - Cigars!
Croatia - We kick your ass... sometimes!
Cyprus - You kick Irelands ass :)
Czech Republic - Petr Cech
Denmark - Heavy Metal
Dominican Republic - Beaches :)
Germany - Hitler
Greece - Video Games were banned here :(
Ecuador - A door to an Ecua
Estonia - That place we also beat at football
El Salvador - Small country, doesnt like honduras
England - Birthplace of Cricket, football, rugby, etc.
Finland - More Heavy metal!
France - Le Snils
Georgia - They dont like Russia
Ghana - That small country in the 2006 world cup
Guatemala - Guatemala Bay
Honduras - Doesnt like el salvador
Hong Kong - King Kong?
Hungary - Hungry
Iceland - Thats why mums go to....
India - Call Centres!!!
Indonesia - Dunno
Iraq - Big George Bush war we got dragged into.
Iran - Nuclear argument
Ireland - Guinness
Israel - Hamas
Italy - Shaped like a boot
Jamaica - Bob Marley
Japan - Polite
Kazakhstan - Borat
Kenya - Funny shield flag
Latvia - Small country, dont know
Lithuania - Same as above
Luxembourg - Small!!!
Macedonia - Alexander the Great
Malaysia - Grand Prix
Malta - Small island
Mexico - Tacos!
Moldova - Ice-T
Montenegro - Used to be connected with Serbia
Morocco - Cous-Cous
Netherlands - Orange Kits
New Zealand - Lamb
Nicaragua - Pardon?
Nigeria - Kanu
Norway - Scandinavia
Panama - A boat, a canal, etc
Paraguay - We beat them too
Peru - Paddington Bear
Philippines - Friend lives there
Poland - They are big on this game
Portugal - Sissy Ronaldo
Romania - Mutu!!!
Russia - Post order brides
Saudi Arabia - women not liked
Scotland - Cold - but awesome :)
Senegal - Beat France in 2002
Serbia - Used to be connected to Montenegro
Singapore - Humid
Slovakia - get it confused with Slovenia
Slovenia - get it confused with Slovakia
South Africa - 2010
South Korea - Not the one ruled by a maniac
Spain - Torres (idiot)
Sweden - Blondes
Switzerland - Chocolate
Thailand - Short people
Tunis - (ia)
Turkey - is tasty
Ukraine - Dynamo Kiev
UAE - Rich
Uruguay - Used to be good at football, now less so.
USA - when Bush left, 75% of jokes vanished.
Uzbekistan - Gesundheit?
Venezuela - Coffee?
Vietnam - Americans got owned here
Wales - What do you call a sheep tied to a lamppost in Cardiff? A leisure centre!!!

Macedonia - Alexander the Great

The country ''Macedonia''(FYROM is the official name) is just slavian people who steal our history!!All the manuscripts in the area are written in Greek language and not in the slavian language.Ancient macedonians spoke ancient Greek.these people came to their area almost 1000 years after Alexander the great.Their favorite sport is just propaganda,that's all no more..
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Albania - Mother Teresa
Algeria - Zizou
Andorra - country between Spain and France
Argentina - Maradona
Armenia - System of a Down
Australia - Kangaroos
Austria - Mozart
Azerbaijan - Baku
Belarus - their flag
Belgium - chocolate
Bolivia - Eduardo Rózsa-Flores
Bosnia and Herzegovina - Edin Dzeko
Brasil - samba
Bulgaria - mario.t :)
Cameroon - Patrick Mboma
Canada - maple syrup
Chile - mountains
China - the joke 'Hu is the new leader of China'
Colombia - drugs
Costa Rica - Wanchope
Cuba - cigars
Croatia - Kranjcar
Cyprus - conflict between Greece and Turkey
Czech Republic - beer
Denmark - Carlsberg
Dominican Republic - their flag
Germany - BMW
Greece - sunshine
Ecuador - Equator
Estonia - my current NT :)
El Salvador - Football War
England - rain
Finland - drunk people
France - Tour de France
Georgia - conflict with Russia
Ghana - Adiyiah, the top scorer of the U20 WC
Guatemala - their flag
Honduras - U20 WC, Honduras-Hungary 3-0
Hong Kong - Jackie Chan
Hungary - my home :)
Iceland - Even Dybdal
India - Slumdog Millionaire
Indonesia - Erepublik
Iraq - war
Iran - Ahmadinejad
Ireland - green
Israel - Sharoni123
Italy - biggest cheaters in football :P
Jamaica - rasta
Japan - anime
Kazakhstan - Borat
Kenya - long distance runners
Latvia - Sharoni123 :)
Lithuania - Dumb
Luxembourg - Benelux states
Macedonia - their flag
Malaysia - Petronas twin towers
Malta - old buses
Mexico - sombrero
Moldova - O-Zone
Montenegro - Jovetic
Morocco - Casablanca
Netherlands - orange
New Zealand - kiwi
Nicaragua -
Nigeria - Jay-Jay Okocha
Norway - Ole Einar Björndalen
Panama - Canal de Panama
Paraguay - red-white football jersey
Peru - Lima
Philippines - Efren Reyes
Poland - sokker :)
Portugal - Christiano Ronaldo
Romania - Translyvania
Russia - Putin
Saudi Arabia - oil
Scotland - Old Firm
Senegal - Paris-Dakar rally
Serbia - Savo Milosevic
Singapore - Freddy Boo, my player :)
Slovakia - uhm... jan slota
Slovenia - Zlatko Zahovic
South Africa - vuvuzela
South Korea - North Korea
Spain - Real Madrid
Sweden - girls
Switzerland - watches
Thailand - Bangkok
Tunis - popular tourist destination
Turkey - the bird :))
Ukraine - Timoshenko
UAE - insane people ^^
Uruguay - first winner of the World Cup
USA - hamburger
Uzbekistan - their flag
Venezuela - their flag
Vietnam - their flag :)
Wales - Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Albania - Jessica Alba
Algeria - Qualified for the WQ 2012
Andorra - Small
Argentina - Diego Armando Maradona and our princes Maxima
Armenia - Oh my arm
Australia - First big country that celebrates new year
Austria - Snow
Azerbaijan - Sand
Belarus - Beautiful Rus
Belgium - Chocolate
Bolivia - Bowling allee
Bosnia and Herzegovina - Which one?
Brasil - Samba
Bulgaria - Sofia
Cameroon - Roger Milla
Canada - South Park
Chile - Hot
China - 1 kid
Colombia - FARC
Costa Rica - Rich Costa
Cuba - Sigar
Croatia - Beautiful beach in Europe
Cyprus - Responsible for Turkey-Greece war ;)
Czech Republic - Nedved
Denmark - Won the 1992 Eurocup
Dominican Republic - White beach
Germany - AUTOBAHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Greece - Kefalonia is veeeeeeeery beautiful
Ecuador - Equator
Estonia - Not friends with Russia
El Salvador - San Salvador
England - Rain
Finland - Cold
France - Paris
Georgia - State in USA
Ghana - Won FIFA U20 Worldcup this year
Guatemala - Guantanamera......
Honduras - Hond is dog in Dutch
Hong Kong - Biggest Port in the World
Hungary - I'm hungry
Iceland - Icesave
India - Curry
Indonesia - Good food
Iraq - Falling Sadam Statue
Iran - What are you lookin at!
Ireland - Pubs!
Israel - Hope for peace in that region soon
Italy - Venice
Jamaica - Relaaaaaaaax
Japan - Nintendo
Kazakhstan - Borat
Kenya - Gold medals
Latvia - Riga
Lithuania - Nearby Latvia
Luxembourg - Low gasprices
Macedonia - Difficult for Greece
Malaysia - Truely Asia ;)
Malta - Also small ;)
Mexico - Burrito
Moldova - Poor country they say (financial)
Montenegro - Serbia?
Morocco - Couscous
Netherlands - Tulips
New Zealand - Lord of the Rings
Nicaragua - Nothing unfortunately
Nigeria - Kanu
Norway - Vikings
Panama - Father after Mother in Dutch
Paraguay - Uru....
Peru - Inca's
Philippines - Philips
Poland - Invading Holland
Portugal - Christiano Ronaldo
Romania - Gheorghe Hagi
Russia - Gorbatsjov
Saudi Arabia - Mekka
Scotland - Henry
Senegal - Paris - Dakar
Serbia - Montenegro?
Singapore - The singer is poor
Slovakia - Slow
Slovenia - Beat Russia
South Africa - Not North
South Korea - Guus Hiddink
Spain - No S
Sweden - Blondes ;))
Switzerland - Vignet
Thailand - Cheap holiday
Tunis - Tennis
Turkey - Thanksgiving
Ukraine - Shevchenko
UAE - Oil
Uruguay - Para....
USA - New York
Uzbekistan - Uzi
Venezuela - Beautiful women i hear
Vietnam - Charlie
Wales - 1 Wale, 2 Wales

Montenegro - Serbia?


Of course no!
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http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Belgium


and yes Alexander was Greek :)