Subject: Amusing Quotations

"If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -- Marcus Brigstocke

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
Albert Einstein

"Nothing is better distributed than the reason, all people think they have enough"

Confucio

"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. "

Walter Sobchak

"Tomorrow never comes"

Og Mandino

Usain bolt wins olympic gold in Beijing before Tyson Gay

tibootje2000 naar Vilpu
pff i think i also would run that fast with a gay after me :D


2009-08-16 22:52:26
XTRage naar tibootje2000
Then call langhe to chase you and become more famous than Bolt ;)


2009-08-16 23:05:23
borkos007 naar XTRage
but langhe wil cum in 8sec...tibo won't make it :P
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A quote from a german soccerplayer:

If we can't win, at least make sure we destroy there green!

rotfl...i'm dying :D
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other of my favourites:

Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.”
Churchill: “If I were your husband I would take it.”

:D

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.

"The future ain't what it used to be." Yogi Berra

“Let the future tell the truth, and evaluate each one according to his work and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I have really worked, is mine.”

Nikola Tesla

Yogi rules.

"Stop pointing fingers and blaming others because you ain't where you wanna be in life. Cowards do that, and that ain't you... you're better than that!" Rocky Balboa

"This is like deja vu all over again.": Yogi Berra

(for the people that don´t know: he is not a bear in Yellowstone park, but one of the best catchers the New York Yankees ever had)
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