Subject: Amusing Quotations

"This is like deja vu all over again.": Yogi Berra

(for the people that don´t know: he is not a bear in Yellowstone park, but one of the best catchers the New York Yankees ever had)
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Germany are a very difficult team to play — they had 11 internationals out there today - Ade Akinbiyi

Life isn't all beer and skittles. But fortunately, the Belgians do have beer. - Simon Gerard Joseph Devos

Are you by accident working for Deloitte in Belgium? Because we had a guest lecture today by a Dutchman working for Deloitte who started his lecture with the question: "Does anyone know who Yogi Berra is?" He continued saying he was a baseballplayer and quite the philosopher, mentioning one of his quotes:

"In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is."

:p (I know it's not you, but it's quite the coincidence.)
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It wasn´t me because I would never call Yogi Berra a philosopher. I will find you some quotes to point out why.

"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."

"Baseball is 90% mental -- the other half is physical."

Just saying that it's the first time I heard about Berra today. Twice on total different locations by a Dutchman.

"Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded."

"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours."

Still Yogi Berra.

he is stupid or just funny ?

He dropped out of school at sixth grade so it's not that he's stupid but rather that he doesn't have a good level of education.

Its about amusing quotations so it fits more than a lot of other ones mentioned before.

Amusing:
Amusement is the state of experiencing humorous and entertaining events or situations, and is associated with enjoyment, happiness, laughter and pleasure.

Just in case some of you mixed that.

"Milano or Madrid.. as long as it's Italy"
Andreas Möller

The famous philosopher JCV :

"I am fascinated by the air. If you removed the air of heaven, all the birds fall to the ground .... And also the planes.... At the same time the air you can not touch it ... it exists and it is not ... It feeds the hungry man without having ... It's magic ... The air is beautiful in same time you can not see, it is mild and you can not touch the air ..... it's a bit like my brain ..."

Another one :

" hazelnut i'm breaking it between my buttocks you know ..."

Probably the "Best" quote ever?
"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."
George Best

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
Albert Einstein

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Reporter: "So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?"
Gordon Strachan: "What areas? Mainly that big green one out there..."
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"We need to stop sacking Scotland managers" - Craig Levein (Scotland manager)