Subject: Drinking beer fast

is there anyone of you, who can do a 0.5 litre beer in less than 3 seconds?


I need to win some beer drinking competitions in my fraternity, but I need to learn some tips and skills first


like this dude:

So sad for this guy... Drinking a beer needs time to appreciate it ;-)... He is like having a premature ejaculation... Very frustating life :-)

omg !

binge drinking .... you have a dead wish? :/

I see you guys are not very familiar with the fraternity life. if you can drink a beer like this lil kid, you are considered as one badass motherfucker. slow drinking is more comperable to premature ejaculation in this context

binge drinking? in estonia we just call it drinking

in this context

Rethink the context then ;-)
I bet you will think different abouth this "drinking" period within a couple of years.
I think it has something to do with opening your throat permanently and closing your airway so you don't have to swallow.
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nah I´m not on my drinking period. I work out 5-6 days a week so I can´t allow myself to drink. okay last week I was drunk 6 days out of 7 but this was only because I got ill and tried to cure my cold with whiskey and vodka. didn´t work, even though I started every day allready early in the morning


and I´ve never accepted the bierjungen(drinking fast) or how ever you write that shit challenge. I decided I won´t play drinking games cuz every of those couple of times I participated in a drinking game in the past, things got waay too fucked up and we even had to call ambulance on one of my friends


but still I decied if the fastest guy in my fraternity should challenge me, I will accept the challenge and win. but to win I have to learn to drink like that kid. cuz that kid is faster than anyone I´ve seen so far in my life.

but damn I don´t know how to open my throat permanently :/

May you ask for a porn actress no ?

yea, I was expecting the deepthroating jokes :P but no, to do that I should shove the top of the bottle in my throat but the competition is done with using beer cups

so you're not that great as you say... i figure out from second 1 after i saw your new stupid username.

anyway, try to swallow bananas or a bbb for several times so that your pharynx will become bigger.

it's not smt you can learn. Either you can 'open' your throat or you can't (you need to swallow).

no it is something you can learn. I have one dude who was slow as fuck for several years in fraternity, but today he is one of the fastest
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that´s not my new username. I had it already when I was trying to earn a ban from you admin guys.

but I doubt pharynx can get any bigger. maybe only if you swallow bananas for some years in a row, but that sounds not worth it :/

I have one dude who was slow as fuck for several years in fraternity, but today he is one of the fastest

Really? I don't know a single person who 'learned' to drink very fast. One can or one can't. One can speed up a little, but not very drastically.

I'm not very good at drinking beer very fast. I never was and I never will. I prefer drinking at a certain pace over drinking beer like that dude.
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I cant help you and I think that in drinking the only one and most important thing is to get drunk and not vomit ;)