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Would you rather have a Monkey Butler or a Robot Butler?
As a corollary, if you're right-minded and answer that question emphatically with Monkey Butler, then would you rather have a Monkey Butler or a Ninja Monkey Butler. And why?
As a corollary, if you're right-minded and answer that question emphatically with Monkey Butler, then would you rather have a Monkey Butler or a Ninja Monkey Butler. And why?
Ninja Monkey Butler.
Obvious reason: If you go out and someone trys to rob your house you have a butler that can defend himself and the house with well timed jump kicks.
Obvious reason: If you go out and someone trys to rob your house you have a butler that can defend himself and the house with well timed jump kicks.
Well to me the overriding factor would be the sanitary aspect,so I'd go with the Robot Butler,living with the occassional hydraulic fluid leak.Plus you could program the Butler to have a Ninja bodyguard mode,complete with frickin' lasers.
owning a monkey isnt just about bananas and dancing with toothbrushes
That's right, he just doesn't understand does he?
Here's my decision, and I've thought about this a lot.
Robot butlers just arnen't nearly as cool. Any type of monkey trumps any kind of robot.
With the decision between a monkey butler and a ninja monkey butler, i'm going to have to go with the plain monkey butler.
The reason is this: It's important to be able to spank and flog your monkey, and to dress him in a cute little shirley-temple dress when he's been a bad, bad monkey. No ninja would allow this. Therefore the coolness of a ninja monkey is not sufficient to defray the detraction of the non-spanking, non-dress wearing, and non-flogging self respect.
Robot butlers just arnen't nearly as cool. Any type of monkey trumps any kind of robot.
With the decision between a monkey butler and a ninja monkey butler, i'm going to have to go with the plain monkey butler.
The reason is this: It's important to be able to spank and flog your monkey, and to dress him in a cute little shirley-temple dress when he's been a bad, bad monkey. No ninja would allow this. Therefore the coolness of a ninja monkey is not sufficient to defray the detraction of the non-spanking, non-dress wearing, and non-flogging self respect.
I thought i'd bounce this all-important thread, and post my favorite half-english post ever. This one was by a NT candidate in nippon (japan).
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hello to all they are bomberinos I I am myself candidate why task of being the trainer more adapted in order to carry the nippon, even if to the first year of sokker, the qualification to the world-wide ones.
Task of being adapted why with my club all my first season is successful to find the promotion in series d and to the second one is successful to save to me against stronger squares much!!!
My obbiettivo is to use of the tactics that nussuno know cosi that can surprise the whichever national also strongest ones!!!!
I will head nearly all at the young talents that in nippon ce are many here and to play a soccer that in nippon only is it privileges to you to watch.
We grow together, we make to become nippo a nation that all the miondo fears, we amuse ourselves and we make to amuse.
YOU VOTE TO ME
For all those who has wants to make part of mine staff or that they have questions, you contact to me!!!
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hello to all they are bomberinos I I am myself candidate why task of being the trainer more adapted in order to carry the nippon, even if to the first year of sokker, the qualification to the world-wide ones.
Task of being adapted why with my club all my first season is successful to find the promotion in series d and to the second one is successful to save to me against stronger squares much!!!
My obbiettivo is to use of the tactics that nussuno know cosi that can surprise the whichever national also strongest ones!!!!
I will head nearly all at the young talents that in nippon ce are many here and to play a soccer that in nippon only is it privileges to you to watch.
We grow together, we make to become nippo a nation that all the miondo fears, we amuse ourselves and we make to amuse.
YOU VOTE TO ME
For all those who has wants to make part of mine staff or that they have questions, you contact to me!!!
You vote to me.
Yes, that certainly makes to amuse me.
Yes, that certainly makes to amuse me.
I saw a movie recently that had a monkey in it that learns ninjetsu or something like that. You should watch it, it's called Grandma's Boy. Its about some guys who like smoking weed. And they all have jobs as video game testers. Funny as hell if you ask me.
That movie rocks. I laughed my arse off.
That one and the 40 year old virgin are the funniest movies out in years.
Yes, i'm an immature idiot :)
That one and the 40 year old virgin are the funniest movies out in years.
Yes, i'm an immature idiot :)
Freddy Got Fingered? I think it was an instant classic....some people are afraid to admit they like that movie :)
Im not, ROCK ON TOM GREEN!
Im not, ROCK ON TOM GREEN!
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