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Subject: You're A Sniffer
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Notice I didn't ask if you were a sniffer. I didn't need to, because I know you are.
I'm fascinated (oddly) by the phenomenon of sniffing. Not just your average sniffing, I'm talking about when you go to the bathroom in your office and you encounter someone in one of the stalls dropping a deuce, and instinctively they sniff so as to alert you to their presence. Sometimes they may cough or clear their throat, but that's so 90s. I think the sniff is the most prevalent today.
How do I know so much about this? Because I used to be a sniffer. Once I became aware of others sniffing, I came to the shocking realization that I, too, was a sniffer. It took me awhile to break myself of the habit, but I have control of it now.
Now, I try to keep track of how many sniffs I get. Ninety percent of the time, it's only one. I've had a few two-sniffers before, and earlier this week, I had my first and only three-sniffer. I mean, I wanted to throw some Nasonex over the stall wall to him.
Anyway, office poo-ers of America, I issue this challenge to you: come to grips with the fact that you're a sniffer, and break yourself of the habit. I mean, seriously, is an office bathroom stall where you want to take in EXTRA air through your nostrils?
I'm fascinated (oddly) by the phenomenon of sniffing. Not just your average sniffing, I'm talking about when you go to the bathroom in your office and you encounter someone in one of the stalls dropping a deuce, and instinctively they sniff so as to alert you to their presence. Sometimes they may cough or clear their throat, but that's so 90s. I think the sniff is the most prevalent today.
How do I know so much about this? Because I used to be a sniffer. Once I became aware of others sniffing, I came to the shocking realization that I, too, was a sniffer. It took me awhile to break myself of the habit, but I have control of it now.
Now, I try to keep track of how many sniffs I get. Ninety percent of the time, it's only one. I've had a few two-sniffers before, and earlier this week, I had my first and only three-sniffer. I mean, I wanted to throw some Nasonex over the stall wall to him.
Anyway, office poo-ers of America, I issue this challenge to you: come to grips with the fact that you're a sniffer, and break yourself of the habit. I mean, seriously, is an office bathroom stall where you want to take in EXTRA air through your nostrils?
You wonder what the sniffing is supposed to accomplish. Is it supposed to make the dumper flip some kind of switch to make the doodoo smell like flowers? Are they supposed to suck the thing back in until the sniffer leaves?
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