Subject: Holiday

im off to amsterdam on monday.. any suggestion where to go such as interesting places..

Red light district, clearly. You don't have to partake if you don't want to, but it's bizarre if you've never been. My ex girlfriend was Dutch and we went there when I went to visit her once, and she said "and this next street is the oriental one" and I thought she was joking, but we walked down and they were all oriental birds in the windows. "This one is the black girls' street" and it was full of black girls. It was a very weird sight.

Where else? Well, we didn't do too much of the touristy stuff, tbh, with her being a local and all, but it's a really cool city. Depends on what you're after, though, I suppose.

lol i suppose ill go n have a look.. goin there wee ma bro in law.. prob be drinkin and goin to the cafe lol..prob gettin laid too hahaha

Dirty dog, i'm going to tell your missus

infact is that not extremely risky, going shagging with your brother in law, i'm not dear Jane or anything but your brother in law? your married to his sister!!!, or is it your missus sisters partner?

stick to the window shopping and the spliff, otherwise it will all end in tears, can see it coming a mile away man...lol

lol he married but surely he cant have any hahaha poor him while i window shoppin

so is he your wife/partners brother? or your wife/partners other half?

either way the last hold i would want to have on me is all that madness, stick to the weed mate, lol

he ma sis's partner.. we will be stickin to beers n weeds...

but i will mite have a quickie then beers n weeds... hahah :P
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babe teaser niteclub is the best place to go :)

Dont get the illegal imigrants as ive been told most of them have a disease or 2,found that out a couple of years ago when i went on the red light tour.Oh and watch some of the best looking ones are actually men.Now im sure you would get a shock if you accidentally got one of them .lol

lol i sticked to the one in babe teaser.. she defo a women and i know it 100% ;)