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Subject: Naera herneks :)
sportneti livest:)
**Kalevil ei leidu korraga enam meest, kes visata julgeks. Kriisa üritab olukorda päästa, aga tema \"küürakas\" ei taba.
**Kalevil ei leidu korraga enam meest, kes visata julgeks. Kriisa üritab olukorda päästa, aga tema \"küürakas\" ei taba.
Ühel pealetungil näitab Johnson ilusaid liigutusi ja viskab palli läbi rõnga, järgmisel jookseb sama mees leedulasele peaga kõhtu ja pall kaotatakse.
Panevežyse kaitse harutatakse ühel rünnakul nii lahti, ete Kriisa jääb ihuüksi (siiski koos palliga) korvi alla.
tegi avastuse, et ikka pall oli ka:D
tegi avastuse, et ikka pall oli ka:D
See tööõpetuse dildo teema on meie koolis tehtud:D
Õpetaja on Ilmar Tamm ja eelmine aasta üks ajugeenius sai sellega hakkama:D
Tahtis kinkida enda klassist ühele ilusalt tüdrukule ja pani selle tema jope taskusse ja garderoobimutt leidis selle:D
Kõik klassid küsitleti läbi, et kes selle tegi:D
Kooli jätan igaks juhuks nimetamata..ei ole eriti tore selliste vendadega ühes koolis käia:D
Õpetaja on Ilmar Tamm ja eelmine aasta üks ajugeenius sai sellega hakkama:D
Tahtis kinkida enda klassist ühele ilusalt tüdrukule ja pani selle tema jope taskusse ja garderoobimutt leidis selle:D
Kõik klassid küsitleti läbi, et kes selle tegi:D
Kooli jätan igaks juhuks nimetamata..ei ole eriti tore selliste vendadega ühes koolis käia:D
vahet pole, et lindi peal ära mainitud on, et tegu on westholmi gümniga
mida krdit tegi garderoobimutt teiste jopedes sorides?? sinna need laste taskurahad lähevadki... :D
ma arvan, et see fallos turritas sealt tskust välja... ning garderoobimutil hakkas igav... ning jah... vasakule veits..
aga laste taskurahadega on ka nii et mõnel mehel pappi palju papp paistab tasukust välja ja...
(edited)
(edited)
Pmst. samasugune nagu eelmine, mis ma kunagi postitasin.
Why I fired my Secretary.
Last week was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!",
and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone
" Happy Birthday."
I thought...
Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids....
They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office,
my secretary Jane said,
"Good Morning Boss,
and by the way
Happy Birthday! "
It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock ,
when Jane knocked on my door
and said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me."
I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go!"
We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quite bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office,
Jane said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the office,
Do We?"
I responded, "I guess not".
What do you have in mind?"
She said,
"Let's drop by my apartment,
it's just around the corner."
After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,
"Boss, if you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back."
"Ok." I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
she came out carrying a huge
birthday cake .....
Followed by my wife,
my kids, and dozens of my friends
and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
Naked.
Why I fired my Secretary.
Last week was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!",
and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone
" Happy Birthday."
I thought...
Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids....
They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office,
my secretary Jane said,
"Good Morning Boss,
and by the way
Happy Birthday! "
It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock ,
when Jane knocked on my door
and said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me."
I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go!"
We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quite bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office,
Jane said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the office,
Do We?"
I responded, "I guess not".
What do you have in mind?"
She said,
"Let's drop by my apartment,
it's just around the corner."
After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,
"Boss, if you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back."
"Ok." I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
she came out carrying a huge
birthday cake .....
Followed by my wife,
my kids, and dozens of my friends
and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
Naked.
Mõni neist on siin olnud, aga head videod ikka, kes näinud pole, soovitan vaadata:
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