Azərbaycan dili Bahasa Indonesia Bosanski Català Čeština Dansk Deutsch Eesti English Español Français Galego Hrvatski Italiano Latviešu Lietuvių Magyar Malti Mакедонски Nederlands Norsk Polski Português Português BR Românã Slovenčina Srpski Suomi Svenska Tiếng Việt Türkçe Ελληνικά Български Русский Українська Հայերեն ქართული ენა 中文
Subpage under development, new version coming soon!

Chuck Norris FC [3982]

Owner: Logged_out - online

Joined: 2005-10-25 Language: English

Last matches:
Division III.06 Margate -:- Chuck Norris FC

Junior Division II Oakley Mugs 0:5 Chuck Norris FC

Chuck Norris News

Chuck Norris press release...the facts!

2020-11-25 20:54

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck said, “Say Please.”

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, ‘Two seconds till.’ After you ask, ‘Two seconds to what?’ he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his pee as a canned beverage. It’s now called Red Bull.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Chuck Norris.


Archive
Guestbook

Oof

Forestman 2023-03-08

Happy New Year 2022 and especially health for you and your loved ones

Krzysztof 2022-01-02

Thanks chuck ^^

bogged [del] 2017-05-17

entries: 80 | next

Invite friends and earn free Plus!
Number of users invited: 0

Events
Junior Flynn Kilman has signed a contract
2024-10-31 07:56:50
Marek Burda has been bought
2024-10-25 21:16:18
Nobby Wheeler has been sold
2024-10-25 16:14:04
Nobby Wheeler has been placed on a transfer list
2024-10-23 14:00:27
Curtis Khan has been bought
2024-10-21 09:03:04