Stiffs		Chuck Norris FC
Henry VIII	Tactics	Prem_OCT33
53%	Possession	47%
39%	Play in the half	61%
21	Shots	6
2	Fouls	5
0	Yellow cards	1
1	Red cards	0
3	Offsides	0
59.2	average mark	50.7
formidable	Shooting	good
excellent	Passing	excellent
excellent	Defending	solid

1 minute.
Hopkins passes, it`s a high ball. Iling-Junior ineptly catches the ball. Palevičius trips an opponent. That`s a foul! The harmed player, Iling-Junior, quickly gets on his feet. He looks OK! Hopkins approaches the ball, he strikes....
GOOOAAAAAAL!!!
Stiffs - Chuck Norris FC 1:0

4 minute.
Palevičius plays the ball through. Salah just manages to reach the ball first. Salah passes the ball on the spur of the moment. Condrea just manages to reach the ball first. Condrea takes a swing and hits it... Dodero palms the ball away with the tips of his fingers. The ball hits the post.

20 minute.
Parsons approaches the ball. Parsons passes, it`s a high ball. Throw-in. Dunn throws the ball in. Piesio passes, it`s a high ball.
It was close.

34 minute.
Star makes a sublime pass. Salah centers. Button plays the ball off with his head. Dunn passes, it`s a high ball. Condrea makes a diving header. Dodero miraculously changed the ball`s trajectory.

36 minute.
Green plays the ball through. Lengyel just manages to reach the ball first. Lengyel attempts to pass. Hopkins approaches the ball. Hopkins shoots.
GOOOAAAAAAL!!!
Stiffs - Chuck Norris FC 2:0

37 minute.
Carragher takes over possession. Carragher makes a one-touch pass. Star approaches the ball. Star centers. Hopkins rises up and heads the ball.
It was close.

38 minute.
Harvey approaches the set piece. Condrea plays the ball off with his head. Salah takes over possession. Condrea just manages to reach the ball first. Condrea shoots.
What a tremendous chance!

42 minute.
Green makes an instep pass. Lengyel just manages to reach the ball first. Lengyel makes an instep pass. Hopkins approaches the ball. Hopkins has a fantastic effort at goal. Preston tries to get hold of the ball but it slips out of his hands.

The teams leave the pitch at the end of the half. The fans applaud great play from both sides.
The statistics of play in the half: Stiffs 53%, Chuck Norris FC 47%.
Stiffs - Chuck Norris FC 2:0

53 minute.
Dunn plays the ball off with his head. Green lobs the ball high into the air. Hopkins just manages to reach the ball first. Hopkins shoots. Post!

58 minute.
Green lobs the ball high into the air. Dickins plays the ball off with his head. Green attempts to pass. Hopkins approaches the ball. Hopkins shoots.
What a tremendous chance!

62 minute.
Lengyel approaches the ball. Inniss trips an opponent. That`s a foul! Lengyel was hurt. He`s crying with pain! Hopkins is likely to centre the ball towards the box, he takes a short run-up. Lengyel approaches the ball. Lengyel lobs the ball high into the air. England ineptly catches the ball. Iling-Junior takes over possession.
GOOOAAAAAAL!!!
Stiffs - Chuck Norris FC 3:0

64 minute.
Palmer plays the ball through. Green approaches the ball. Green passes the ball on the spur of the moment. Hopkins just manages to reach the ball first. Hopkins shoots. Preston palms the ball clear.

66 minute.
Lengyel attempts to pass. Here comes Hopkins, having a little trouble catching the ball. Hopkins shoots. England tries to trap the ball. Post!
What a tremendous chance!

66 minute.
We are going to have another corner. Freedman comes on to the pitch. Dyer comes on to the pitch. Cooke comes on to the pitch. Mukasa comes on to the pitch. Browne comes on to the pitch. Keegan comes on to the pitch. Stanton comes on to the pitch. Suchorowicz comes on to the pitch. Lengyel takes the corner. Hopkins gets his head on it.
What a tremendous chance!

67 minute.
Star attempts to pass. Lengyel approaches the ball. Lengyel attempts to pass. Hopkins just manages to reach the ball first. Hopkins shoots.
GOOOAAAAAAL!!!
Stiffs - Chuck Norris FC 4:0

75 minute.
Browne ineptly catches the ball. Campbell approaches the ball. Browne tripped the opponent on purpose. Browne is penalized with a red card for a mindless foul.

80 minute.
Lengyel just manages to reach the ball first. Lengyel centers. Dickins has problems with catching the ball. Keegan takes over possession. Keegan has a fantastic effort at goal.
GOOOAAAAAAL!!!
Stiffs - Chuck Norris FC 5:0

82 minute.
Inniss throws the ball in. Lengyel approaches the ball. Campbell trips an opponent. That`s a foul! Campbell is cautioned.

84 minute.
Button takes over possession. Button passes, it`s a high ball. Keegan plays the ball off with his head. Hopkins has problems with catching the ball. Hopkins shoots.
It was close.

85 minute.
Campbell plays the ball off with his head. Star centers. Keegan takes over possession. Keegan takes a swing and hits it... Preston desperately tries to grasp hold of the ball.
GOOOAAAAAAL!!!
Stiffs - Chuck Norris FC 6:0

87 minute.
Stanton approaches the ball. Lengyel wins the ball from behind. Lengyel plays the ball through. Hopkins approaches the ball. Hopkins shoots. The keeper makes a terrible mistake, losing an easy ball.

90 minute.
Campbell takes over possession. Button cleverly intercepts the pass. Button attempts to pass. Lengyel takes over possession. Lengyel takes a swing and hits it... Preston palms the ball away with the tips of his fingers.

The teams leave the pitch at the end of the half. The fans applaud great play from both sides.
The statistics of play in the half: Stiffs 25%, Chuck Norris FC 75%.
Stiffs - Chuck Norris FC 6:0