Subject: Elections - the best of :]

So... the elections around the World have started.

I guess in every country there have already been (or would appear soon) some "serious" candidatures from Poland (and other countries) that need to be excoriated :]

This would be the right international thread to make fun of people showing the great respect to the NT they're willing to lead.




This thread is not supposed to tease the users (as it's forbidden), but to present their "intelligent" speeches ;-)
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From RAMON, in Spain

Hola
Votad sobre mí.

Hi,
vote above me.

:)

as a translation: Don't vote him, vote the one above :D

boniex for austria: "Ich will auch das NT Österreich gut zu den nächstes Qualifikationen vorbereiten"
translated (hopefully without grammar mistakes): "i will prepare the austrian national team good for the next qualification"

kind of missing he would play wc, when elected:)

First grasp of some dummy speeches:


*what the author meant ?
Login: DartPiu (Argentina)
1.Argentina
OK, Yes.


*translators rulez!
Login: pawelpablo (Belarus)
[polski]Będe dbał o waszą reprezentacje jak o swoja drużyne
[englisch]he do cared for your representatives possibly about one\'s team
[rus]Бэндэ заботился о вашу представительства как о своя дружинэ


*modestly
Login: Dagger (Bolivia)
hello :P
i'm the best :> best of best :>
if u vote for me maybe i will not lose everything :P

*send everyone on exile !!!
Login: zanfagni (Canada)
I'll try to export Canadian players all over the world!


*omnipotent!
login: Asaes (Česká republika)
Hi. I'm Asaes. I'm a Turk. I have play this game two month.
I have know allthing of this game and i want be a NT coach.
If u want to m be a NT coach select me.


*accused of some railway accidents :D
login: ©™Hawok®¤ (Ecuador)
Please, about on I voice devoted allegiance as trainer of representation of ecuador
manager be experienced in spite 3 defeats in 3 small railways of league I managed had altered tactic I won all that then it will let :) and 2 place in league. It pretended thanks choosing good tactics to me it was has dropped in from team very far! I with representation of theses' will make so I will try to take her how the highest

- - -
cast a vote on me your and you will not it regret it promises


*admitting not to be able to communicate
login: Mikusia (Ecuador)
I hope so that give me you i dont good speak english sorry :D


*bump-man
Login: beton (Ecuador)
Hiiii Im from poland.
I want be yours coach, because i think Ecuador have good players.
In this sezon i jump to next league without Match (Sb fight for stay, Sb fight to jump :P)
I have a lot of ideas :P please choose me

to be continued... ;)
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Login: Memphiss
Press release:
I am young promising manager and croatia due to my tactics begin winning!!!!!They let's vote on I.
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These guys crack me up :D

First brave pole in estonia.

Hi!
I desire to become coach of representation of Eesti.
Stately representing of country will be my aim during championships of world.
In warehouse they would find themselves both experienced players, guaranteing success as well as young, brave and talented competitors.
Personnel of representation will be wide, to play bests competitors will be in country, though to be large attention he turned on forme of competitor. Let's show, that Eesti be able to to win also!! Let's show stac onto what of us. And więc I encourage You to voting hot.


You want to inquire more?
It does not have problem, write to me on sk-mail.
I greet Peres.

Best in USA so far,

Hi,i have from poland and thoughts that I am issue (seem) on this position from (with) for it proper person because talent game have me
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OMG! These guys can't be for real! jeeez

unfortunately- they are :D

Is shqiprëria(albania) going to get a NT upcoming season?! coutries normaly get there NT the second season :) so normaly albania should get one for the upcoming season :s

edit: no need to answer found my answer! ;)
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Well, but in Spanish, "Votad sobre mí" could be translated as "vote above me", but also "vote over me" and "vote about me".

So, he is asking that we vote about him. I vote he is original. :P:P:P

When will start the elections in the new NTs? Like Honduras.

You are also famous for your participation in the elections.:P

Here's another USA one. This is a forum post.


I am from poland and it is a candidate on trainer of representation usa my foundation 1. It took sportsmen be in good form which (who) będe and they will adjust for my tactic 2. It took all all ideas users under 3 bede uwage. On ON I my main ideas VOTE daily it only sokker



ah, and this was posted on my league forum.

I greet all players! It is a candidate on trainer of representation " USA ". I will lead representations with my 2 summer (years old) experience for victories, I will allow no other representation it that (in order to) it has overcome us. All will stand as ant on our way that zgnieciemy! I count on your voices. Miazu


Edit: Hmmm, looks like that guy is just making his way through the leagues. Just posted in my former C-league forum, too.
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