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Subject: Elections - the best of :]
I have one unofficial world record to my name and also am very good at sokker.
My policies include:
* Having the game name changed as sokker isn't a real word. If the developers want a misspelled title, they can have a misspelling of the word FOOTBALL. I suggest FOKKBALL or similar.
* Winning some matches. I believe that the best olicy for the NT is to score more goals than the opposition. I demonstraight this in my league, as I score less than the other team in many matches, and lose. These 2 facts are not coincidence. They are linked. The NT should attempt to score more gols than the opposition. I will attempt this.
* Ken. Since ken is popular, I will only call up players who have the name Ken.
* I will start a thread on the forum every 17 hours so you can ask me questyions about my brilliant leadership of the team.
Vote Imran.
it sounds like most of polish polititians before each election :P
but I think it is just a parody of all those crappy candidates. very funny parody - as it should be ;)
My policies include:
* Having the game name changed as sokker isn't a real word. If the developers want a misspelled title, they can have a misspelling of the word FOOTBALL. I suggest FOKKBALL or similar.
* Winning some matches. I believe that the best olicy for the NT is to score more goals than the opposition. I demonstraight this in my league, as I score less than the other team in many matches, and lose. These 2 facts are not coincidence. They are linked. The NT should attempt to score more gols than the opposition. I will attempt this.
* Ken. Since ken is popular, I will only call up players who have the name Ken.
* I will start a thread on the forum every 17 hours so you can ask me questyions about my brilliant leadership of the team.
Vote Imran.
it sounds like most of polish polititians before each election :P
but I think it is just a parody of all those crappy candidates. very funny parody - as it should be ;)
Like that one: " We are living in America, America, Coca-Cola - sometimes war" :))))
I wish to take the opportunity in this Best Of thread to confirm that I am not running for any NT captainship because my tactical abilities suck.
No bad words for Ramstein:) on the contrary, I like the way they express their feelings:)) straight and with no mercy
Imran didn't use translator, he is just funny
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England, the finest:
Boris Johnson has my vote because....
he is a man of the people 10% (2)
he has great hair and is a natty dresser 14% (3)
"red" ken isn't running for the job 33% (7)
he'll be a better NT than he is Mayor of London 5% (1)
its him or that phil bloke and well, you know, i mean... 38% (8)
Votes: 21 totaal.
2008-05-26 16:09:01 Boris_Johnson
"I will work flat out to repay and to justify your confidence. We have a new team ready to go into City Hall... er... sorry... I mean the World Cup!"
"Where there have been mistakes we will rectify them, where there are achievements we will build on them, where there are neglected opportunities we will seize on them."
Come on... if 1 million people were mad enough to elect me as mayor, surely there must be a dozen people mad enoug to vote for me as NT manager.
Boris Johnson has my vote because....
he is a man of the people 10% (2)
he has great hair and is a natty dresser 14% (3)
"red" ken isn't running for the job 33% (7)
he'll be a better NT than he is Mayor of London 5% (1)
its him or that phil bloke and well, you know, i mean... 38% (8)
Votes: 21 totaal.
2008-05-26 16:09:01 Boris_Johnson
"I will work flat out to repay and to justify your confidence. We have a new team ready to go into City Hall... er... sorry... I mean the World Cup!"
"Where there have been mistakes we will rectify them, where there are achievements we will build on them, where there are neglected opportunities we will seize on them."
Come on... if 1 million people were mad enough to elect me as mayor, surely there must be a dozen people mad enoug to vote for me as NT manager.
The best from Moldova elections:
You, me , him, all... NT MOldova... win Word Cap!!!
I the better mannagger thaan currient mannagger.
Voote ME. I good selection nt pleyrs. I Qualifay Moldova to Word Cap.
Vote Me: Ice-T
Hmmm... interesting who made this speech? xD
You, me , him, all... NT MOldova... win Word Cap!!!
I the better mannagger thaan currient mannagger.
Voote ME. I good selection nt pleyrs. I Qualifay Moldova to Word Cap.
Vote Me: Ice-T
Hmmm... interesting who made this speech? xD
Login: michael[FFF]
Drużyna: CONTRA Piotrków Trybunalski
Data zgłoszenia: 2008-05-27 12:43:10
Oświadczenie: HI Hong Kong
I was born on 5th June,1988 in Wrsaw.The meaning of my name "Agnes" is cleanness.I am the student of the first class technical school,so I am 16 years old.I am 1,60 cm height (tall) and I think I am weel-builit.I have layered,short,fair hair with fringe on the right side of my face.My face is oval.I have big but slanting,hazel eyes.When I get up early in the morning I always see baojs under the eyes.I have long and thick lashes and thineyebrows.My nose looks like potatoe.On my face you can see wrinkles and spots on the forehead.My cheeks are usually rosy.People often teel me that "I am looking older than I am". On my 18th birthday I want to have a toto and (let in) grow hair into dreadlocks.I am not reserved,silent or shy.I am cheerful,sociable and open to people.My Zodiac sign is gemini,so I am strong0willed.One of my virtues is self-assurance.I am energetic and curious of life and active.I am tolerant person but I hate typical blondes.I dislike conceit, greedess and laziness.I love meeting with my friends and going out with them.I am fond of hip-hop music.My favourite hip-hop singer is "EMINEM".In spite of the fact that I am ambitious,sometimes I have worse days and I am (sometimes) nervous,untidy,moody and unsociable.My habit is playing "SIMS@" and roller skateing (;p;p;p).This is what I think about myself.
well... I think its better to use on-line translators than copy randomly chosen text in english from the internet, as someone did in this case :P
Drużyna: CONTRA Piotrków Trybunalski
Data zgłoszenia: 2008-05-27 12:43:10
Oświadczenie: HI Hong Kong
I was born on 5th June,1988 in Wrsaw.The meaning of my name "Agnes" is cleanness.I am the student of the first class technical school,so I am 16 years old.I am 1,60 cm height (tall) and I think I am weel-builit.I have layered,short,fair hair with fringe on the right side of my face.My face is oval.I have big but slanting,hazel eyes.When I get up early in the morning I always see baojs under the eyes.I have long and thick lashes and thineyebrows.My nose looks like potatoe.On my face you can see wrinkles and spots on the forehead.My cheeks are usually rosy.People often teel me that "I am looking older than I am". On my 18th birthday I want to have a toto and (let in) grow hair into dreadlocks.I am not reserved,silent or shy.I am cheerful,sociable and open to people.My Zodiac sign is gemini,so I am strong0willed.One of my virtues is self-assurance.I am energetic and curious of life and active.I am tolerant person but I hate typical blondes.I dislike conceit, greedess and laziness.I love meeting with my friends and going out with them.I am fond of hip-hop music.My favourite hip-hop singer is "EMINEM".In spite of the fact that I am ambitious,sometimes I have worse days and I am (sometimes) nervous,untidy,moody and unsociable.My habit is playing "SIMS@" and roller skateing (;p;p;p).This is what I think about myself.
well... I think its better to use on-line translators than copy randomly chosen text in english from the internet, as someone did in this case :P