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Subject: [news] New Scripts - Release Update
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tentative is not one of those often used words :)
tentative is not one of those often used words :)
Sept. 21 is the beginning of Springtime in the Southern Hemisphere. In Argentina, boyfriends and girlfriends exchange romantic gifts.
Sept. 20 is fading out, and no news from the scripts yet.
greg, honey, Any present for us on Sept. 21? [love][heart]
[he]
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Sept. 20 is fading out, and no news from the scripts yet.
greg, honey, Any present for us on Sept. 21? [love][heart]
[he]
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What??? I pay my plus and the devs don't have enough money to buy a Mercury license???
Hm... let's see: pay 20.000$, spend few weeks, or rather, months for preparing tests, learning, training etc., test execution that estimates only (better or worse, but usually worse) system performance, while you can just switch scripts to see if there is real performance problem and analyse problem when it appears, not waste time before? Do you work in consulting? :PP
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the shepherd... "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answered "sure".
The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his IBM ThinkPad and connected it to a cell phone, then he surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he called up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then opened up a database and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, received a response. Finally, he prints out a 130-page report on his miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1586 sheep. "That is correct; take one of the sheep." said the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his car.
Then the shepherd says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my animal?", "OK, why not." answered the young man. "Clearly, you are a consultant." said the shepherd. "That's correct." says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answers the shepherd. "You turned up here although nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked, and you don't know crap about my business...... Now give me back my dog."
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Hm... let's see: pay 20.000$, spend few weeks, or rather, months for preparing tests, learning, training etc., test execution that estimates only (better or worse, but usually worse) system performance, while you can just switch scripts to see if there is real performance problem and analyse problem when it appears, not waste time before? Do you work in consulting? :PP
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the shepherd... "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answered "sure".
The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his IBM ThinkPad and connected it to a cell phone, then he surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he called up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then opened up a database and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, received a response. Finally, he prints out a 130-page report on his miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1586 sheep. "That is correct; take one of the sheep." said the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his car.
Then the shepherd says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my animal?", "OK, why not." answered the young man. "Clearly, you are a consultant." said the shepherd. "That's correct." says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answers the shepherd. "You turned up here although nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked, and you don't know crap about my business...... Now give me back my dog."
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hehehehehe
How did you guess......
performance problem and analyse problem when it appears, not waste time before? Do you work in consulting? :PP
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he he, I get those answers every day from developpers, you lazy bastards! And when something goes wrong in production, their fingers point to me...
"He should have seen this performance issue"
Damn you devs.....
(I work as a Load and Performance consultant in a web oriented company)
Good Luck!
How did you guess......
performance problem and analyse problem when it appears, not waste time before? Do you work in consulting? :PP
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he he, I get those answers every day from developpers, you lazy bastards! And when something goes wrong in production, their fingers point to me...
"He should have seen this performance issue"
Damn you devs.....
(I work as a Load and Performance consultant in a web oriented company)
Good Luck!
BTW, i can distinguish a sheep from a dog, and also I don't drive a BMW.
Cheers
Cheers
Its really not hard to distinguish a sheep from a dog =p
I would like an opinion from Guacamole, He is a Project Manager (I think, not for sure), he has to be on my side....
:D
Sorry for misleading the thread, from now on i will only write about the scripts (in my defense Greg started it...):)
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:D
Sorry for misleading the thread, from now on i will only write about the scripts (in my defense Greg started it...):)
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