Subject: You know you play SOKKER too much when..

I read your post and is it directed to me 'if some say you never work' xD

you and tass xD

But it is xD

You're on sokker again xD
In a moment you'll be on msn or facebook xD

lol xD its my lunch time =P and im already done with my work :p

when you mark sex with your girlfriend from 1 to 17;]

This is what happen when you play sokker too much

After wake up,you relax and you say: "Ah...today i've got two skills up!"in the thuesday happen too much...

At the breackfast you put your biscuit in 433 mode

You go to buy jam
At the owner of the market say:"Some jam please!"
other person near to you say:"Mee too!"
And you say to the owner:"I give to you 4000€!"

Think that all the Polish have million and million in their banks

The policemans stops you and asks to you if you have a second car,you are scared of this and say:"I do not have a second car!.I haved,but i know that i cannot have two car and i cancel the frist!I Never exchanged car pieces by the two cars!!!

You have a children from your wife and parents ask:"How beautiful is this children?"
and you answer:"Incredible in tecnic,good in pace,Very Good striker...it's a beautiful random,but next wife that i thake will be Outstanding in defence,in this way next young grow up divine..."
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The policemans stops you and asks to you if you have a second car,you are scared of this and say:"I do not have a second car!.I haved,but i know that i cannot have two car and i cancel the frist!I Never exchanged car pieces by the two cars!!!


i cancel the first!!! xDDD

If you talk about sokker to your friends, even when you know they hate football.

The policemans stops you and asks to you if you have a second car,you are scared of this and say:"I do not have a second car!.I haved,but i know that i cannot have two car and i cancel the frist!I Never exchanged car pieces by the two cars!!!

hahaha, good one!

You have a children from your wife and parents ask:"How beautiful is this children?"
and you answer:"Incredible in tecnic,good in pace,Very Good striker...it's a beautiful random,but next wife that i thake will be Outstanding in defence,in this way next young grow up divine..."

hahahahaha!

LOL!

you start adapting your national anthem with lyrics about sokker ;)

Every Wednesday I dream Thursday's pops..:D
Always wrong xDD

I'm glad you like my humor!Yeah!!!I'm an international comedian!!!
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naaaaaaaaaah

I hope yes!!!In Italy I'm an actor and a comedian,is beautiful to be an international comedian!!!Ehehe

just make jokes about HT and promote sokker during your acts ;)