Subject: You know you play SOKKER too much when..

When you rate girls look by sokker skill names...

divine gk or what?

Playmaker ;P

...you are reading older pages in sokker international forum,
find this thread,
and put it at the front with a post like this

you are watching a real life sokker match and discussing it on the forum (Belgium - chile on the kirin cup) and write with 3 people on the same moment 'that through pass made me think of sokker immediately'.

teamwork :P

i would say more like technique and stamina - some playmaking is good too but pace isnt very important :D
oh and lets not forget experience ;)

you ply too much sokker when...
#you have read this whole thread.
#you get mad of your players when they play bad and yell that a 5-th grader would do better.

you are writing soccer with "kk" ;o)

... you have a corner in your room where you have hung up a poster of the logo of your sokkerteam ^^

...when you're reading the the title of some sportnews

"Redknapp gadljivo slatkorječiv: Svi su bili izvanredni, sjajni i fantastični, ali Luka je briljantan"

in (sokker) english translation:

"Redknapp sweet talking: Everyone was outstanding, incredible and fantastic, but Luka is brilliant"


And you think: "ok Modrić being brilliant is clearly better than the rest (outstanding and incredible) but what kind of skill is fantastic?"
(edited)

you are writing soccer with "kk" ;o)

:)))) haha do it all the time in text messaging(SMS)

damn ! youre right ...!

You print a shirt with the name "Karadimos" and number "10" and wear it everywhere.

you record a match using hypercam and upload it to Windows Movie Maker, adding a new audio timeline of yourself commontating on the match, using various accents for each commontater, and conducting a half time analysis and interviewing the man of the match!

Now that's a winner! :-p

when you call the BBC or the CNN
that you're won the world cup

or Call the FBI or the CIA
when you see somebody cheating