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Subject: You know you play SOKKER too much when..
OK, I will but vilpu (I haven't got one yet but iff I will I put vilpu:D)
You know you play SOKKER too much when..
you watch a football match in RL and you..
-ask yourself why they always score these penalties
-blame the ME because your favourite team lost most of the head duels
-blame the ME when the star defender cant tackle from the front
-shout "out" while the ball is still on the line
-wonder who this black guy running around is
-ask yourself why the players are leaving the pitch after 45th minute
-ask yourself why your team cant create chances after throw-ins
-cant believe that they are not playing with a 5-men-defence
-learn that keepers are actually allowed to throw the ball
-are amazed by the fact that no single corner went behind the goal line
you watch a football match in RL and you..
-ask yourself why they always score these penalties
-blame the ME because your favourite team lost most of the head duels
-blame the ME when the star defender cant tackle from the front
-shout "out" while the ball is still on the line
-wonder who this black guy running around is
-ask yourself why the players are leaving the pitch after 45th minute
-ask yourself why your team cant create chances after throw-ins
-cant believe that they are not playing with a 5-men-defence
-learn that keepers are actually allowed to throw the ball
-are amazed by the fact that no single corner went behind the goal line
-cant believe that they are not playing with a 5-men-defence
:D
:D
you play it too much when you start rating your friends with SK skills , while playing football in the park xD
When you score a goal during a real match and don' t touch the ball because you expect it to teleport to the middle of the pitch automatically ;P
When during a real match you pass to a friend who scores a goal afterwards and you look for a star above your head ;P
When during a real match you pass to a friend who scores a goal afterwards and you look for a star above your head ;P
when you call your friends by the names of your team players
if you wonder who is that guy who run by the sideline with a flag.
if you wander why there never appears a flag above one's head if a player runs offside.
if you wander why there never appears a flag above one's head if a player runs offside.
If you know čevap makes stupid jokes in the 'You know you play SOKKER too much when..' topic!
;-)
;-)