Subject: You know you play SOKKER too much when..

You know you play SOKKER too much when...

...You crash the server of your school to be able to log in on SK :)
(I did it irl :)...)

You know you play SOKKER too much when...

You take a still shot of ur match, crop the pic so u can only see ur star striker and enlarge it x200, print it out on gloss paper and hang it on ur bedroom wall as a poster!

I actually considered this when my star striker scored 3 goals and got me promoted! lol

Well, you will get tos eee sa striker with a opened iziperr.

you develop a sixth sense to woke up every thursday at 7AM without a clock (every other day you can't woke up before 12AM)


you start screeming, almost crying when you realize your plus has expired (yesterday)

You know you play SOKKER too much when...

You automatically wake up thursday at 6.30 while the other days you sleep untill 8.00...

I see there are few of us :)

you think about your skills after a RL football game with your friends and you realize it should be something like

Pago, age: 24
club: Veli Vrh United, country: Hrvatska
solid form, excellent tactical discipline
bookings:

poor stamina, poor keeper
adequate pace, solid defender
solid technique, very good playmaker
average passing, good striker

and you explain your roommate that your playmaking is ok but you need more passing and that you're very happy because you have increased your technique this week!

You know you play SOKKER too much when..


- you wonder if Cristiano Ronaldo is divine technique and striking or opponent players are poor in defence and keeping

- you blame about the new match engine when your RL favourite team's striker has just failed to score a goal in front of GK

- you think a RL player is "slightly injured" when gets hurt in a tackle (but he will not lose training)

- you try to analyze RL player's skills with fictious SK skills and levels

- when playing real football you don't try to steal ball from behind because you would be dribbled
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Ha ha nice one!

...
when you check this post every hour to see what's new...

when you check this post every hour to see what's new...

haha +1
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Good one, this is probably the best thread here.

You know you play SOKKER too much when...
You use your SK newspaper section as a blog for one of your star players.

You know you play SOKKER too much when...


talking about Rino Gioia or Gaetano Cipriani seems to talk about C.Ronaldo or Lionel Messi.

Thanks to this topic, I realise I'm not the addicted Sokker-freak I thought i was... :)

I realise I'm not the addicted Sokker-freak I thought i was... :)

we all are and so are you :P

When you are in the first division of your country.

when you are mad that you can't find a good trainie;)