Subject: Picking up

You paid her?? :P:P:P

lol at that :)

me: "have you got any irish in you?"
her: "no"
me: "want some?"

theres all the classics too - lost my phone number can i have urs, nice earrings, they'd ook good on my bedside table etc...

this topic has been opened so often!

"I know that your mouth says "no" but your behind says "yes sir, I can boogie"."

"Wanna breed?"

Never tried either of them. Will never find the right occasion to try either of them. I hope the same goes for anyone in here.

A few years back, when we were single and nonchalant a couple of my friends competed at inventing the funniest pick up lines. A lot of the time they were very stupid, and it mostly ended in us laughing so hard we sometimes couldn't even finish the lines when talking to the girls.

If someone here actually has trouble with this it's relatively simple to get good at it. Work at your self esteem and learn to talk to lots of different people about different topics.

no, she did the seducing part :)

I want a stormtrooper.

whahha:D

i said :D wanna smoke??

and it works:D

The ones that answer: "No thanks, it's bad for health", refer them to me ;)

lost my phone number can i have urs

hahahah
didn't know this one lol

hahah thats a good one indeed XD well, funny:p

like:
my place is a mess, let's go back to yours.

do u wanna f#ck in the bushes? xD

XDXD that wont work for me... my house is a mess, too xD

I'm new to this town. Could you give me directions for your house?

I'm good at math... Me+You = 69
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lol hilarius