Subject: Omegle

Do you guys know about omegle.com?

Its this site where you chat with random people..

Here is what happened to me today

Stranger: hello
You: Halt, who goes there? I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites
Stranger: hmmm, i'm an apple seller
You: poisenous apple's?
Stranger: yes, kinda. i'm an alhemist
Stranger: alchemist
You: Are you a friend of the gorgonites?
Stranger: well, you never know which side i'm in
You: i'm sorry, i wont let you pass then
You: for all i know you are plotting with Zunka
Stranger: well, if you say so. i am in gorgonites side, i hate zunka as much as you do
Stranger: will you let me pass?
You: maybe we can come to an agreement
Stranger: okay
Stranger: what do i need to offer?
Stranger: you're interested with my poisons?
You: maybe we can work together to destroy Zunka and his minions
Stranger: okay, i'm also offering myself as spy and assassin
Stranger: maybe i can kill him for you
Stranger: but i want equal payment
You: i think we need more then just the two of us
You: the problem is, we need acces to their fountain of strength, located in the middle of their illegaly obtained kingdom of Zuncodia
Stranger: i know the secret passage to their main storage room in zuncodia castle, but it is full of traps and i don't think that i could do it alone
You: you know alot of Zuncodia, to much for your own good i'm afraid. How can i know i can trust you
Stranger: as long as you're paying me enough, i will serve you with the best effort
Stranger: how about this, i'll do everything you order me to, but then i also need to ask you for a favor
You: maybe Zunka already payed to to win our trust, hence to destoy us and the knights of the cube table of Gorgonia
Stranger: okay okay, i'll tell you my real motivation
Stranger: fyuh..
Stranger: i'm planning to ask help from you, mighty archer, from the very first time we met
Stranger: zunka kidnap my beloved person, because he is full of information about gorgonites
Stranger: as we speak, zunka interrogating him to reveal the secret location of gorgonites ancient treasure
Stranger: if you're able to help me, i'll serve you with my whole heart
You: how does Zunka know about the acient treasure, that is a secret amongst the high classed elite in Gorgonia...
You: that means there is a traitor amongst us
You: a double agent
Stranger: i know who is it. do you want to know it?
Stranger: but information is commodity
You: I will require your assistence, Together we shall be victorious. We shall be, Heroes
Stranger: do you know the butcher's assisntant, farnok?
Stranger: he seems to be the one
You: where did you get that information?
You: and how did a mere butcher assistant get the intel of the acient treasure of the Gorgonians
Stranger: i'm a merchant, an alchemist, and an assasin. does that makes sense? of course i couls get those information, it's too easy
You: The ancient manuscripts must have been telling the truth, they were speaking of an alliance with one single person that would lead us to victory
Stranger: Hold on, something is calling me
You: OMG you are Fading
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo°°°°°°

Omegle rocks ^^
except when you have one of the weirdos that only want to talk to 18yo girls :p

ever had conversations like this? :D

no, i mostly have quite normal people who are as bored as i am

i'm bored.. hence the convo :p

wouldn't have done that if i didn't have the time :D

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Boy or girl?
You: Both
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i wonder why he left

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: o hi
You: wat
You: wat
You: fgajkrjk jrakjy kaer;jy eakj yrae yjrkae;j krjykraey rka lrklya rkealyrk layk relay jrklae;yjk rkyaejklykerea jyrk ;arkjy kea;yj erk;arykj rkeay kaly jrka ryjkal; jyeiorj i4ay
You have disconnected.

sounds like a place where pedophiles would hang out...

they are among us here to.

Hahaha Omegle word ''asl'' this word is killing mee:D

99% of all people is boring.

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Stranger: m/19 and ı have msn and cam u?
You: 80 yo, male and hair on my back
You: I also have a web cam
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

loalz :)

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Stranger: hayyyyy
You: did you see my dog?
You: its a labrador with a red collar
Stranger: i think he crawled in your van
Stranger: maybe i should jump in and help find him
You: he listens to the name Eyemgey
You: maybe you could open your window and call him?
Stranger: worst shtick ever

This perv got afraid:

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: do u have webcam?
You: hey
You: I'm after netsex, asl?

Lol, morons:P

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Stranger: hey
You: howdy how
Stranger: horny?
You: as hell
Stranger: asl
You: 8/f/ny
Stranger: 8?
Stranger: lol
You: yeah
Stranger: er
You: u horny?
Stranger: your too young.
Stranger: not for an 8 year old lol
You: I grow fast
Stranger: yh yh
Stranger: sure
You: I look like 16
Stranger: i dont care
Stranger: thats disgusting
You: perv
You: I know you want it
Stranger: EW FUCK OFF
Your conversational partner has disconnected.