Subject: Omegle

Lol, morons:P

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: howdy how
Stranger: horny?
You: as hell
Stranger: asl
You: 8/f/ny
Stranger: 8?
Stranger: lol
You: yeah
Stranger: er
You: u horny?
Stranger: your too young.
Stranger: not for an 8 year old lol
You: I grow fast
Stranger: yh yh
Stranger: sure
You: I look like 16
Stranger: i dont care
Stranger: thats disgusting
You: perv
You: I know you want it
Stranger: EW FUCK OFF
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lol

Someone with a webcam who wants to show this guy his salty balls?

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Stranger: hey
You: it's brown and wet
Stranger: re u a horny girl?
You: yes
Stranger: do u wanna see me on cam
Stranger: ?
You: I feel hurt
You: you don't want to see me on cam?
You: I'm like super hawt
Stranger: no not important
Stranger: dont say so
You: I don't want to watch you
You: I want to my ass
You: show my ass
You: *
Stranger: ok
Stranger: show u
You: I'm gonna
Stranger: add me
You: stranger@msn.com?
You: done
Stranger: nicolasss_88@hotmail.com
You: lame
You: loser
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This page sucks, only pedophiles wants to talk.

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Stranger: M r fM
You: m
You: you?
Stranger: Bye

?? what a stupid website.

it's fun when your seriously bored

or if you do what luuut does :)

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Stranger: damn it
Stranger: my rhapsody keeping skipping
Stranger: >:[
You: watch your language
Stranger: watch your language
You: what's your language?
Stranger: what;s your language?
You: English
Stranger: English
You: nice,
You: me too
Stranger: nice.
Stranger: me too
You: haha,
Stranger: haha,
You: I used a comma,
You: you used a point
Stranger: i used a comma,
Stranger: damn
You: I won
You: :P
Stranger: youre a challenge.
Stranger: =.=
Stranger: we'll meet again.
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Stranger: Hi!
You: hello how are you doing what are you doing where are you going where did you go yesterday what did you eat today what do you want to eat tomorrow?
Stranger: anwser to all
Stranger: PUSSY
You: lol

Does anybody know what the most annoying 'don't click this' website is?

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Stranger: hey m/f
You: f
You: I have my own personal porn site with webcam
You: I'm showing my pussy right now
You: please check it
You: 20 seconds free preview:
You: http://home.comcast.net/~wolfand/
Stranger: good one nigga

Small things amuse small minds.. :P

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Stranger: i love you
You: love you too hunny
Stranger: m or f? :)
You: transgender
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: milf
Stranger: Alright. :-D
Stranger: how old ?
You: twice my daughters age
Stranger: now that is sweet
Stranger: with big boobs? :)
You: depends
Stranger: depends on ?
You: with silicon or without
Stranger: without
Stranger: natural baby?
You: dont get your hopes up
You: Im a hairy guy
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lol you Dutch perverts:)

no, owning perverts.