Subject: Omegle

no, owning perverts.

Actually it's really funny to gross them off:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: horny?
You: as hell
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
Stranger: Mmm, is that so?
You: yeah
You: that's true
Stranger: want to cyber?
You: yeah
Stranger: want to go first?
You: go what first?
Stranger: start off cybering.
You: what do I need to?
Stranger: just like, "I see you undressing"
Stranger: stuff like that.
You: I see you undressing
You: I'm touching my wet pussy right now
Stranger: mm what are you wearing?
You: boxers
You: do you like it?
Stranger: yea, its good.
You: I'm already getting an erect penis
You: *wet pussy*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I tried the milf opening sentence:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: Hey! 18 Male England here
You: milf Netherlands here
Stranger: How are you/
You: I'm fine
You: I feel a little hot today
Stranger: Ah okay
Stranger: Coolies?
Stranger: Haha
You: would be nice
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: Msn?
You: yes
You: give it to me
You: I will add
You: you
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: prabhlovesalexturner@hotmail.co.uk
Stranger: =)
You: to an online forum for losers
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

we should try to meet there...

we can say sokker instead of hi and we will try to find other people from sokker....


we could even say borkos is gay instead of sokker :)

They probably spend their spare time being the people they are making fun of ;)

Most definitely, handsome. a/s/l?

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello, I'm a horny male from the Netherlands, looking for a female, are you?
You: ik ben ook een horny male uit de Netherlands
You: ook looking for a female
You: maar niet hier
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

priceless :)

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi]
You: hello
Stranger: asl ?
Stranger: asl ?
Stranger: asl ?
Stranger: asl ?
Stranger: asl ?
You: 80 years/male/Texas
Stranger: wooooooooooooooooooooooow
You: I'm not that fast with computers
You: give me some time
Stranger: sure
Stranger: but ur really 80 ?
You: yeah
You: and you asl?
Stranger: fuck your self
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: how do you do
You: ?
Stranger: what ? where r u from ?
You: my name is Sue
Stranger: good name....
You: life ain't easy for a boy named Sue
Stranger: you are chinese ....
You: no
Stranger: where r u from ?
You: Frisia
You: and you?
Stranger: i'm from fucking china
You: I'm from fucking Frisia
You: why is China fucking?
Stranger: what fucking there ?
You: and why isn't it censored when you say fucking China?
Stranger: Frisia
You: it's not fucking
You: I love it here
Stranger: censored what?
You: well Chinese government censores anything bad about China
You: whenever you say fucking China you should be censored
You: and put in a rehabilitation camp
Stranger: motherfucker your are a fucking china internet police.....
You: lol:P
You: if I would be I would insta censor you:P
You: please respond
You: are the police now knocking you down?
You: are they beating you up?
You: I will take no answer as a yes and I will immediately inform Amnesty International
Stranger: go on....
You: I'm relieved
You: I would really blame myself for that happening to you
Stranger: fuck you man
You: I'm gonna

i tried some and it sux ass big time :p
its a waste of time , srry ;)

You clearly have too much free time in yours hands.

:)

I didn't post here for a long time.

Here's a disappointed 7 years old kid:P

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: don't talk to strangers
You: don't go with them when they offer you candy
Stranger: wew
You: they may be child molesters
You: strangers appear very nice
Stranger: do you pedofil?
You: and then they say: "why don't you get in the car, I'll have some candy for you"
You: no, I'm not
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I made someone to go to his bed:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl
You: age of your mom, gender of you mom, location of your mom
You: = you mom
You: what are you doing here
You: you should already have gone to bed
Stranger: your sex :S ?
You: are you still there?
You: go to bed and don't leave the lights on
You: otherwise you won't get any breakfast tomorrow before you go to school
Stranger: fuck u
You: I've teached you not to say such nasty words to me
You: If you don't stop it I will send your dad over to you and he's gonna brake all your ribs
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

And here's a dirty young man:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: holle
Stranger: 17 m Phoenix
Stranger: asl pls
You: 42 f Connecticut
Stranger: cool ^^
Stranger: have msn to better talk?
You: no
You: I don't have
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ffs grow up