Subject: First thoughts about countries

i'd kinda agree with company :)


Dracula in Moldova.. well actually was in Transilvania(part or Romania) But good that even smething nicely is tought about my native country xD

Albania - cold architecture
Algeria - no woods
Andorra - Max Frisch
Argentina - Esther Vilar
Armenia - Salcia Landmann and Woody Allen jokes
Australia - Yoshua Kennedy
Austria - Naked Lunch
Azerbaijan - many different kind of spiders
Belarus - destroyed by atomic power
Belgium - dangerous for children
Bolivia - highest capital city in the world (4000m or so)
Bosnia and Herzegovina - Melting pot Sarajevo
Brasil - Carnival
Bulgaria - very conservative
Cameroon - Lions
Canada - unlocked doors
Chile - bitten pencil
China - big difference between north and south
Colombia - drugs and CIA
Costa Rica - no army
Cuba - big old cars
Croatia - nationalism
Cyprus - the big ditch
Czech Republic - the france of eastern europe (capital P and the rest)
Denmark - southern flair of scandinavia
Dominican Republic - very big capital city
Germany - mostly proud on limitation and dullness, in germany there is one word for both
Greece - no idea, i´m the only one in my circle who hasn´t visited greece yet
Ecuador - no one gets old there
Estonia - very conservative but not religious
El Salvador - owned by starbucks
England - liberacy turning to fascism
Finland - open minded
France - nevermind work when guests arrive
Georgia - stalin
Ghana - vivid music scene
Guatemala - quetzal
Honduras - hard to survive childhood there
Hong Kong - scyscrapers pulled down to build bigger ones
Hungary - my boss
Iceland - kick the government in the ass
India - corpses in the ganges
Indonesia - people living between railway tracks and on rooftops
Iraq - tortured people
Iran - persepolis
Ireland - palmtrees in dublin
Israel - cactusfruit harvest in kibbuzzim (horrible work)
Italy - a friendly car-mechanican who saved our holidays
Jamaica - homophobia
Japan - musical plurality
Kazakhstan - its enormous size
Kenya - marathon
Latvia - don´t mix it up with Lithuania (see there)
Lithuania - don´t mix it up with Latvia (see there)
Luxembourg - walls
Macedonia - high mountains
Malaysia - clean and horrible
Malta - military all over
Mexico - unimaginable big city
Moldova - poorest land in europe
Montenegro - cigarettes-mafia
Morocco - casablanca
Netherlands - vivid streetlife
New Zealand - getting rid of neolibs
Nicaragua - today strictly neolib and forgotten
Nigeria - fascism
Norway - elimination of war
Panama - most us-addicted
Paraguay - the only remaining semimilitary controlled state in south america
Peru - guinnypigs
Philippines - complete destruction of nature
Poland - i only know one person from poland, who is not always talking...and he is half-german
Portugal - wetgel
Romania - very fast webconnection
Russia - literacy and numeracy
Saudi Arabia - the rich caring about the poor
Scotland - nice language
Senegal - hip hop
Serbia - destroyed twice by aggressive germans
Singapore - i always thought, this would be just a city in indonesia or malaysia
Slovakia - rich people
Slovenia - new slovenic art
South Africa - klippspringer
South Korea - total capitalism
Spain - respected childs
Sweden - respected pupils
Switzerland - you can´t always want what you get
Thailand - always 27° there
Tunis - Karthago
Turkey - importance of speech
Ukraine - third country where crash of capitalism starts
UAE - here today, gone tomorrow
Uruguay - self-conciousnes
USA - religious fundamentalism
Uzbekistan - you should have seen the ocean before you settle there
Venezuela - must defend against aggressive obama-usa, so they cannot learn to play good football
Vietnam - art of survival
Wales - strange language
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Slovakia - rich people

lol, are you sure? :-) Where did you got that from? i am really curious.

i read in some newspaper people from slovakia would go shopping in poland, because it would be so cheap there for them. but maybe the only cheap was the newspaper ;-)

Yeah it was true, but it does say about the Slovakians that they are rich, but the opposite ;-).

Albania - nothing important to be mentioned
Algeria - Albert Camus and La Peste
Andorra - a bridge between France and Spain, where the essence is cheap
Argentina - Maradona
Armenia - Ararat, cogniac
Australia - Sydney
Austria - They speak German too
Azerbaijan - already Asia
Belarus - Lukashenko
Belgium - they should all speak French!!!
Bolivia - near Colombia
Bosnia and Herzegovina - ex Yugoslavia
Brasil - caffee
Bulgaria - Golden sands
Cameroon - Eto'o
Canada - hockey
Chile - thin band of land in S America
China - many
Colombia - cocaine
Costa Rica - central America
Cuba - cigars, Castro
Croatia -
Cyprus – Mediterranian Sea
Czech Republic – ex Czechoslovakia
Denmark – King Lear
Dominican Republic – too far
Germany – Wurst mit Bier
Greece - Zeus
Ecuador – it is the same with Colombia for me
Estonia – hate Russians
El Salvador – hmmm...
England – Johny Bull
Finland – black metal
France – Liberté, fraternité, égalité
Georgia - Caucasia
Ghana – somewhere in Africa
Guatemala – forget...
Honduras - same
Hong Kong – now China
Hungary - palinka
Iceland - geysers
India - dirty
Indonesia - hot
Iraq - Saddam
Iran – Al Qaeda
Ireland – red-haired
Israel – a quite recent state
Italy - Colosseum
Jamaica – ohh, my God!
Japan – I don’t understand what they say
Kazakhstan - grain
Kenya - hmm
Latvia - nationalists
Lithuania – the neighbour of nationalists
Luxembourg – financial paradise
Macedonia – Macedonia :)
Malaysia - tropics
Malta - small
Mexico - kidnapping
Moldova – The same language as we have
Montenegro – so many ex Yougoslavian countries!!!
Morocco -
Netherlands – if they weren’t Dutch, they would have been Germans
New Zealand - cannibalism
Nicaragua - war
Nigeria -
Norway - vikings
Panama -
Paraguay -
Peru -
Philippines – surrounded by sea
Poland - sokker
Portugal – at the end of Europe
Romania – mother land
Russia - vodka
Saudi Arabia - petrol
Scotland - skirts
Senegal – love football
Serbia – how many are you actually?
Singapore -
Slovakia – nice country
Slovenia – also nice country
South Africa – in the very South of Africa
South Korea – good ones
Spain - turism
Sweden – blue and yellow
Switzerland – nice landscapes
Thailand - prostitutes
Tunis - Africa
Turkey - kebab
Ukraine – Taras Shevchenko
UAE – rich country
Uruguay – South America
USA – hamburgers and cola
Uzbekistan – where is it?
Venezuela -
Vietnam – USA failed
Wales – should be part of England :D

Belgium is the worst place to live during a Zombie Apocalypse due to the fact that there's more dead soldiers buried there than people:)

that unclopedia dude was on steam :o
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Albania - beautiful coastline
Algeria - my moms boyfriend
Andorra - we can win them at football!
Argentina - Tango
Armenia - Mafia(The Shield:x)
Australia - Snakes n spiders
Austria - classical music
Azerbaijan - they make the best Sate
Belarus - got problems with democracy
Belgium - waffles
Bolivia - worlds most dangerous roads(after Poland)
Bosnia and Herzegovina - they beat us 0:7:(
Brasil - beach soccer
Bulgaria - beaches with alot of little stones
Cameroon - This is football 2000 videogame
Canada - Loggers
Chile - Wine
China - One billion strange similar people
Colombia - Shakira
Costa Rica - Tornados
Cuba - Cuban rum&sigars
Croatia - Davor Suker
Cyprus - Very dry
Czech Republic - Nr 1 alcohol drinkers in Europe
Denmark - Free university :)
Dominican Republic - need mad survivor skills at jungles
Germany - BMW
Greece - scientists say they got shortest d*cks in Europe:P
Ecuador - strange food made of banana leafs
Estonia - BEST
El Salvador - white suits, sunglasses, druglords and Chuck Norris kickin their ass.
England - Football is more important than anything else in there.
Finland - scandinavian flick
France - kinda gay
Georgia - not friends with Russia
Ghana - This is football 2000 videogame
Guatemala - Flash floods
Honduras - Bananas
Hong Kong - Cargo ships
Hungary - scientists say their language is same as ours.
Iceland - Magnus ver Magnusson or something like that
India - Orkut
Indonesia - Tsunamis
Iraq - War
Iran - War
Ireland - Turkeys
Israel - Nr1 army in the world at efficiency
Italy - Salvador Dali
Jamaica - Usain Bolt, "Cool runnings"
Japan - Sushi
Kazakhstan - huge grasslands
Kenya - runners
Latvia - 6-toed neighbours
Lithuania - beautiful landscape when entering from northern border
Luxembourg - small but rich
Macedonia - has many great historical monuments
Malaysia - F1
Malta - really tight
Mexico - H1n1
Moldova - Basarabia
Montenegro - not so great in football anymore
Morocco - they stole Madelynn:(
Netherlands - below sea level
New Zealand - many epic movies filmed there
Nicaragua - waterfalls
Nigeria - green and white football fans
Norway - they ski a bit better than us
Panama - Prison Break
Paraguay - Chilavert
Peru - Their capital is at insanely high in the mountains
Philippines - Fishers
Poland - worst roads
Portugal - Albufeira&Portimao :)
Romania - best driving road in the world
Russia - Englishrussia.com
Saudi Arabia - stupid and pointless country.
Scotland - whiskey
Senegal - used to be good at football couple years ago
Serbia - eurovision
Singapore - Nr2 army in the world when comparing effciency.
Slovakia - great cheap place to ski
Slovenia - great cheap place to have a beach vacation
South Africa - World Cup
South Korea - got troubles with the other Korea
Spain - Sunshine(L)
Sweden - got almost as beautiful girls as we do
Switzerland - clocks&banks
Thailand - sex tourism
Tunis - pretty good at football aswell
Turkey - Dürüm kebab(L)
Ukraine - ALOT of farmlands
UAE - stupid pointless country
Uruguay - were pretty good at football 70 years ago.
USA - someday they gonna destroy the world.
Uzbekistan - used to be part of USSR
Venezuela - sunshine(L)
Vietnam - beautiful country, just needs investments.
Wales - i think they hate other british people.

Albania - Altin Lala, black eagle
Algeria - dżallabijja
Andorra - mountains
Argentina - diego ;p
Armenia - red & orange
Australia - aborogines
Austria - snow
Azerbaijan - poland vs azerbaijan 8-0 :D
Belarus - lukashenka
Belgium - beer
Bolivia - indian in white hat
Bosnia and Herzegovina - blue & white
Brasil - footbal and hot girls on the beach ;)
Bulgaria - corruption
Cameroon - roger mila
Canada - winter and lakes
Chile - titicaca
China - human rights (lack of)
Colombia - cocaine
Costa Rica - jungle
Cuba - Fidel
Croatia - chequered pattern
Cyprus - aphrodite
Czech Republic - pepiki
Denmark - lego
Dominican Republic - sunny holidays
Germany - neighbours
Greece - chaos
Ecuador - ... ecuador ?
Estonia - small, wisdom
El Salvador - america
England - queen
Finland - cold vodka
France - deception, cowardness
Georgia - beat the russians
Ghana - black star
Guatemala - murdery
Honduras - carlo costly
Hong Kong - bad movies with worst fight scenes
Hungary - brothers and sisters
Iceland - white nights
India - crowd
Indonesia - mayoneisse
Iraq - death
Iran - beard
Ireland - green
Israel - holocaust, victims
Italy - shoe
Jamaica - drugs, fast man
Japan - technology
Kazakhstan - edge of the world
Kenya - savannah
Latvia - dark red
Lithuania - mates
Luxembourg - money
Macedonia - pandev
Malaysia - muslimic
Malta - cross
Mexico - soap operas
Moldova - poor, proud
Montenegro - rocks
Morocco - desert
Netherlands - skates
New Zealand - dreams, kiwi
Nicaragua - america
Nigeria - green
Norway - petrol gas
Panama - channel
Paraguay - lost by golden goal france 98'
Peru - el nino
Philippines - fine girls ;)
Poland - what ?
Portugal - strange language
Romania - yellow
Russia - putin
Saudi Arabia - great king
Scotland - colin hendry, whisky
Senegal - paris - dakar
Serbia - similar lang. to us
Singapore - f1
Slovakia - beer, hotel
Slovenia - Jolanda Ceplak
South Africa - mandela
South Korea - computer games
Spain - vuelta, sun
Sweden - blond hair
Switzerland - paradise
Thailand - sexy girls ;p
Tunis -red
Turkey - gulcan karahanci
Ukraine - friends
UAE - EAU :)
Uruguay - sun, fine nat. anthem, celeste
USA - route 66
Uzbekistan - cotton plants
Venezuela - jail
Vietnam - war
Wales - our nt wins wins wins
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Chile - Wine

You drunky Cookie lol

Seriously, Chilean wine is one of the bests ;)

Romania - best driving road in the world

I hope this was only sarcasm... because if you really think so then you have no idea =))

We've got some sort of sweet sprankling Chilean champagne at my job, it's called Fresita, with grapes from Patagonia, you heard of it?

What the fuck?Hero General Franco?Dead bastard i´ll say.

You don't know real history your country. Franco killed left scums, NKWD criminals, save his country against bolszevizm, save jews during 2WW... Right now in Spain rule left criminals like Zapatero or Garzon, so they learn new, false history.

End OT, if you want discusse, we can talk in politic topic.

people disappeared under Franco's rule. That pretty ends the discussion about who's the criminal.

spanish civil war faced fascists plus catholic traditionalist against anarchists, social-democratics. republicans, communists etc..., so not only stalinist-communist on one of the sides, now you have more knowledge

:O
I've never heard about it.
Should taste delicious :P