Subject: First thoughts about countries

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and yes Alexander was Greek :)

Albania donkey
Algeria berbers
Andorra catalans
Argentina tango
Armenia Ararat
Australia kangaroo
Austria brother-in-law:)
Azerbaijan Kaspi sea
Belarus tractor
Belgium sweets
Bolivia big mountains
Bosnia and Herzegovina war
Brasil samba
Bulgaria skembe csorba, tarator
Cameroon Roger Milla
Canada maple
Chile easter island
China rice
Colombia drug
Costa Rica banan
Cuba cigar
Croatia Adria sea
Cyprus tourism
Czech Republic beer
Denmark handball
Dominican Republic tourism
Germany beer
Greece gyros
Ecuador Galapagos
Estonia -fish
El Salvador balsam
England fog
Finland Joulupukki :)
France champagne
Georgia Sevardnadze
Ghana savanna
Guatemala maja indians
Honduras coffee
Hong Kong glitter
Hungary :)
Iceland geyser
India monszun
Indonesia many islands
Iraq war
Iran Persepolisz
Ireland hurling
Israel Jeruzsalem
Italy pizza
Jamaica reggae
Japan workmania
Kazakhstan nomadic life
Kenya tea
Latvia ice hockey
Lithuania plain
Luxembourg prince
Macedonia III. Alexandrosz
Malaysia rice
Malta tourism
Mexico tequila
Moldova ortodox religion
Montenegro burek
Morocco berbers
Netherlands cheese
New Zealand beautiful scenery
Nicaragua Reservations
Nigeria savanna
Norway fjord
Panama canal
Paraguay Chilavert
Peru Macchu Picchu
Philippines pirates
Poland friendship
Portugal oporto (wine)
Romania Transylvania
Russia vodka
Saudi Arabia oil
Scotland castles
Senegal rally
Serbia beans soup
Singapore formula-1
Slovakia Tatra
Slovenia Postojna cave
South Africa World championship
South Korea daewoo
Spain flamenco
Sweden blonde girls
Switzerland clock
Thailand Tourism
Tunis Karthago
Turkey gold
Ukraine gas
UAE money
Uruguay Forlan
USA Mc Donalds
Uzbekistan Szamarkand
Venezuela beautiful girls
Vietnam war
Wales harp

:)

Albania bunkers
Algeria Football war
Andorra African Nations Cup 2010
Argentina Diego M.
Armenia Chess Champions
Australia The laughing 3. city
Austria The Alps
Azerbaijan Eurovision
Belarus White Russia
Belgium Centre of EU
Bolivia Facundo Trujillo (my NT striker)
Bosnia and Herzegovina Dzeko the Wolf
Brasil Rio carneval
Bulgaria The golden part
Cameroon Eto'O
Canada The open doors
Chile long country
China The Chinese Women
Colombia Columbo
Costa Rica Cristiano Ronaldo
Cuba Fidel
Croatia highway
Cyprus students
Czech Republic caricature
Denmark fish
Dominican Republic NT matches in sokker
Germany Bayern München
Greece long-long journey
Ecuador equator
Estonia Red beer, Jurkasz :)
El Salvador Salvatore
England rain
Finland rallymania
France eating snail
Georgia Vili
Ghana U20 WC semi-final
Guatemala guano
Honduras Ramos
Hong Kong very very high building
Hungary home
Iceland the wind
India Anand
Indonesia many islands
Iraq Eufrátesz
Iran Persian power
Ireland pub
Israel war
Italy The Godfather
Jamaica Usain (Thunder) Bolt
Japan Computer
Kazakhstan Vinokurov
Kenya long long running
Latvia flat
Lithuania cross
Luxembourg luxurious
Macedonia Alexander the Great
Malaysia F1
Malta English ship
Mexico Mexico city
Moldova A Hungarian writer György Moldova
Montenegro Euro 2004
Morocco Badr Hari
Netherlands tulipans
New Zealand diver
Nicaragua stew
Nigeria Okocha
Norway Santa Claus
Panama corruption
Paraguay Chilavert
Peru legal action
Philippines Pirates
Poland wine
Portugal discovery
Romania Bukarest
Russia Kasparov
Saudi Arabia oil
Scotland whisky
Senegal dance
Serbia Jugoslavia
Singapore money
Slovakia Mountains
Slovenia Jlubljana
South Africa WC 2010
South Korea Computer
Spain Catalonia
Sweden blonde girls
Switzerland Skiing
Thailand K1
Tunis seaside
Turkey Jumurdzsák
Ukraine prange
UAE millionaires
Uruguay Blue
USA war
Uzbekistan turban
Venezuela drug
Vietnam Asian girls
Wales lion

Albania - Tirana
Algeria - Riots
Andorra - Ski
Argentina - Matigol(a friend)
Armenia - System of a Down
Australia - Kangaroos
Austria - Spanish Empire
Azerbaijan - URSS
Belarus - Gymnastics
Belgium - Chocolate
Bolivia - Evo Morales
Bosnia and Herzegovina - Mafia
Brasil - Samba
Bulgaria - Mafia
Cameroon - Eto´o
Canada - Raptors
Chile - Chilly
China - Mass
Colombia - Cocaine
Costa Rica - Beaches
Cuba - Revolution
Croatia - Nationalism
Cyprus - Apoel
Czech Republic - Beer
Denmark - Gronkjaer
Dominican Republic - Punta Cana
Germany - Hitler
Greece - Anarchism
Ecuador - Kidnaps
Estonia - Small
El Salvador - Federico Trillo
England - Premier League
Finland - Gambling
France - Paris
Georgia - War
Ghana - Essien
Guatemala - Sevilla
Honduras - Manuel Zelaya
Hong Kong - Geo Challenge
Hungary - Stoichkov
Iceland - Bankrupt
India - Cows
Indonesia - Far away
Iraq - War
Iran - Weapons
Ireland - IRA
Israel - Sionism
Italy - Pasta
Jamaica - Ganja
Japan - Hard work
Kazakhstan - URSS
Kenya - Runners
Latvia - Small
Lithuania - Basket
Luxembourg - Europe
Macedonia - Fruit
Malaysia - Terry Soh
Malta - Erasmus
Mexico - Spicy
Moldova - Unknown
Montenegro - Serbia
Morocco - Inmigration
Netherlands - Smoke
New Zealand - LOTR
Nicaragua - Center of America
Nigeria - Poverty
Norway - Cold
Panama - Panama
Paraguay - Violence
Peru - Inmortal Technique
Philippines - Carlos Ho
Poland - Christianism
Portugal - Towels
Romania - Alina Vacariu
Russia - Great URSS
Saudi Arabia - Radical muslims
Scotland - Nessie
Senegal - Dakar
Serbia - Partizan
Singapore - F1
Slovakia - Skrtel
Slovenia - Winner vs Russia
South Africa - Discrimination
South Korea - Capitalists
Spain - Opression
Sweden - Beautiful girls
Switzerland - Neutral
Thailand - Sexual Turism
Tunis - Tunisiano
Turkey - Kebab
Ukraine - Sevchenko
UAE - Big Buildings
Uruguay - Mujica
USA - Yankees
Uzbekistan - URSS
Venezuela - Petrol
Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh
Wales - Dragoon
(edited)

Albania -
Algeria - one, two, three Viva Algerie!
Andorra - Duty free
Argentina - Te Quiero, puedo vivir alli...
Armenia - Tchouki & Youri Djorkaeff
Australia - Nice place for my new home :)
Austria - Mountains and odd looking shorts
Azerbaijan -
Belarus -
Belgium - White Beer
Bolivia -
Bosnia and Herzegovina - Pjanic
Brasil - Ubatuba... one day Angel...
Bulgaria - Goulash
Cameroon - Lions Indomptables
Canada - funny accent
Chile - Salvator Allende, Pablo Neruda
China - Pollution
Colombia - Drug
Costa Rica -
Cuba - Cigar
Croatia - scenic
Cyprus - Rally
Czech Republic - chicks
Denmark - quiet
Dominican Republic -
Germany - clean and sobre
Greece - crazy people :)
Ecuador -
Estonia - chicks
El Salvador -
England - worst weather in the world
Finland - Jyvaskyla
France - Family&Friend
Georgia - Russian war
Ghana - Pele
Guatemala -
Honduras -
Hong Kong - food
Hungary - chicks
Iceland - bjork
India - colors
Indonesia - humidity
Iraq - free
Iran - not free
Ireland - friendly people
Israel - permanently chased
Italy - Pasta!
Jamaica - Rasta
Japan - awesome people
Kazakhstan - Borat
Kenya - classic rally
Latvia - chicks
Lithuania - chicks
Luxembourg - duty free
Macedonia - nice salad
Malaysia - humid
Malta -
Mexico - todos locos!
Moldova -
Montenegro -
Morocco - couscous
Netherlands - plain
New Zealand - scenic & Maoris
Nicaragua -
Nigeria -
Norway - too expensive
Panama -
Paraguay -
Peru - machu pichu
Philippines -
Poland - chicks
Portugal - vino do porto
Romania -
Russia - unstable
Saudi Arabia - hot
Scotland - nice people
Senegal -
Serbia -
Singapore - airport
Slovakia -
Slovenia - maribor
South Africa - Nelson
South Korea -
Spain - awesome people
Sweden - snow, quiet, nice
Switzerland - zzz
Thailand - food
Tunis - sahara
Turkey - shops, kebabs
Ukraine - ancesters
UAE - petrol
Uruguay - enzo
USA - big everything
Uzbekistan -
Venezuela -
Vietnam - food
Wales - nice people

Albania - Kosovo
Algeria - Zidane
Andorra - mountains
Argentina - Diego Maradona
Armenia - East
Australia - desert
Austria - Bodensee
Azerbaijan - oil
Belarus - Minsk
Belgium - chocolate
Bolivia - Río Grande
Bosnia and Herzegovina -
Brasil - samba
Bulgaria - Hristo Stoichkov
Cameroon - Roger Milla
Canada - ice hockey
Chile - Andes
China - The Great Wall
Colombia - cocaine
Costa Rica - banana
Cuba - Fidel
Croatia - Adria
Cyprus - island
Czech Republic - Nedved
Denmark - Tuborg
Dominican Republic - little country
Germany - Mercedes
Greece - metaxa
Ecuador - Galapagos-islands
Estonia - Jurkasz
El Salvador - guns
England - Wembly 6:3 :)
Finland - nokia
France - Eiffel
Georgia - Ossetian conflict
Ghana - u20 football team
Guatemala - maya civilization
Honduras -
Hong Kong - King Kong
Hungary - home
Iceland - geysers
India - Anand
Indonesia - earthquake
Iraq - war
Iran - oil
Ireland - Dublin
Israel - palestine
Italy - squadra azzurra
Jamaica - 9:58sec(100M)
Japan - cars
Kazakhstan - Bajkonur
Kenya - Africa
Latvia - Riga
Lithuania - Balticum
Luxembourg - RTL
Macedonia - ex yugoslavia
Malaysia - little tiger
Malta - EU
Mexico - tequila
Moldova - György
Montenegro - ex yu
Morocco - Atlas
Netherlands - orange
New Zealand - rugby
Nicaragua - rebellion
Nigeria - green-white-green flag
Norway - vikings
Panama - panama channel
Paraguay - in the middle of South- America
Peru - inka culture
Philippines - islands
Poland - friends
Portugal - Figo
Romania - transylvania
Russia - Putyin
Saudi Arabia - oil
Scotland - Rangers
Senegal - Dakar
Serbia - water-polo
Singapore - Asia
Slovakia - neighbour
Slovenia - Kostelic
South Africa - diamond
South Korea - Seoul
Spain - El Classico
Sweden - hot blondes
Switzerland - banks
Thailand - Bangkok
Tunis - islam
Turkey - kebab
Ukraine - Shevchenko
UAE - money
Uruguay - football
USA - dollar
Uzbekistan - ex-sovjetunion
Venezuela - Caracas
Vietnam - Ho Si Minh
Wales - giggs

why everyone say weather is bad here? we have 1 good week of sunshine a year!

Albania - real name is damn hard to spell
Algeria - war with frenchies
Andorra - small
Argentina - evita peron
Armenia - get a decent alphabet!
Australia - Skippy the Bush Kangaroo
Austria - some weird small political guy with a moustach
Azerbaijan - another one of those 'somewhere in the neighbourhood of the black and caspian see' countries
Belarus - translated in dutch and back to english it is 'white russia'. WTF?
Belgium - Beer :p
Bolivia - la paz
Bosnia and Herzegovina - Dzeko
Brasil - latina girls (drool) :p
Bulgaria - wine (plovdiv)
Cameroon - Eto'o
Canada - mounties
Chile - spammers
China - human right treatment
Colombia - Drug
Costa Rica - Bryan Ruiz
Cuba - Cigar
Croatia - Dubrovnik
Cyprus - greek/turkish division
Czech Republic - cheap and decent beer
Denmark - Danish butter cookies!
Dominican Republic - holidays (but not my kind)
Germany - crazy beerdrinking people
Greece - temples
Ecuador - why arent the stripes of their flag equal?
Estonia - vilpucountry, must stay away
El Salvador - somewhere in central america?
England - scones!
Finland - Metal perkele (and chicks :p)
France - chauvisists
Georgia - russian war
Ghana - /
Guatemala - /
Honduras - /
Hong Kong - china or not?
Hungary - Paks (nuclear powerplant and chicks :p)
Iceland - lesbian president
India - hinduism
Indonesia - tsunami
Iraq - saddam
Iran - Khomeini
Ireland - Guinees
Israel - Jews
Italy - Pizza
Jamaica - reggae
Japan - technology freaks
Kazakhstan - Borat
Kenya - /
Latvia - /
Lithuania - /
Luxembourg - duty free booze
Macedonia - nice flag
Malaysia - borneo
Malta - island :p
Mexico - cactus
Moldova - spammers
Montenegro - ex yugoslavia
Morocco - couscous
Netherlands - cheese and dumbasses :p
New Zealand - Maoris
Nicaragua - /
Nigeria - /
Norway - black metal
Panama - canal
Paraguay - chilavert!
Peru - machu pichu
Philippines - /
Poland - wodka
Portugal - chicks and gay football players
Romania - kreator
Russia - Jeltsin
Saudi Arabia - rich
Scotland - single malt whisky and gaelic
Senegal - /
Serbia - cyrillic alphabet
Singapore - /
Slovakia - /
Slovenia - /
South Africa - my best holiday ever (exchange program)
South Korea - /
Spain - chicks
Sweden - snow, quiet, nice
Switzerland - choclate, ski, watches and all too expensive
Thailand - /
Tunis - somewhere in north africa
Turkey - apple tea after durum :p
Ukraine - orange revolution
UAE - rich
Uruguay - riquelme
USA - big everything
Uzbekistan - somewhere around the caspian or black see, right? :p
Venezuela - president chavez
Vietnam - food's great
Wales - nice local language

in my country we have at least 9 months of sunshines :P

Greece - Anarchism

x-D

Hungary - Stoichkov

Too bad he's Bulgarian :P


@langhe: lol, I've never seen anyone who would mention our nuclear power plant as a first thought ^^ Freak.

@langhe
+1

:D

Hungary - Stoichkov

fail xD

Argentina - evita peron
From all the people and places... that is what comes in your mind.... sad...

Albania - ban ban ban
Algeria - ?
Andorra - cat
Argentina - maradona
Armenia - ancient country?
Australia - deadly rattle snake
Austria - hapsburg?
Azerbaijan - weird name
Belarus - russian buddies?
Belgium - germany?
Bolivia - hell football
Bosnia and Herzegovina - yugoslavia?
Brasil - samba n coffe
Bulgaria - F1
Cameroon - cameron diaz
Canada - US neighbor
Chile - hot spiced
China - forbidden city
Colombia - room full with $
Costa Rica - beach
Cuba - Cigar / cerutu
Croatia - WC 98
Cyprus - a beautiful girl
Czech Republic - tall player
Denmark - Viking
Dominican Republic - my friend name
Germany - hitler n funny pronounce
Greece - hercules
Ecuador - pistols
Estonia - weak in RL but great in sokker
El Salvador - mexico buddies
England - Man Utd
Finland - vinlad? n nokia
France - guillotine
Georgia - a small country
Ghana - a strong NT in africa
Guatemala - where is that?
Honduras - idem
Hong Kong - chinese film
Hungary - food n F1
Iceland - land full of ice
India - shah rukh khan
Indonesia - java
Iraq - gold AK 47
Iran - persian
Ireland - part of english?
Israel - Jews
Italy - roman
Jamaica - bob marley
Japan - samurai
Kazakhstan - dry land country
Kenya - ?
Latvia - ?
Lithuania -?
Luxembourg - ?
Macedonia - part of greek?
Malaysia - ipin n upin
Malta - ?
Mexico - sombrero n telenovela
Moldova - ?
Montenegro - ?
Morocco - decent people
Netherlands - colonialism
New Zealand - peace
Nicaragua - ?
Nigeria - dangerous country
Norway - viking too?
Panama - bermuda
Paraguay - uruguay buddies
Peru - gold city
Philippines - boxing
Poland - gamer freaks
Portugal - ronaldo
Romania - dracula?
Russia - cold country
Saudi Arabia - desert
Scotland - braveheart
Senegal - naughty player
Serbia - war
Singapore - port country
Slovakia - slovania?
Slovenia - slovakia?
South Africa - WC 2010
South Korea - park jisung
Spain - andalusia
Sweden - nice joke
Switzerland - ski
Thailand - beautiful beach
Tunis - african desert
Turkey - topkapi
Ukraine - sheva
UAE - modern buildings
Uruguay - WC 1st double winner
USA - sponge bob
Uzbekistan - ?
Venezuela - whiner
Vietnam - vs. USA
Wales - giggs

=)) Moldova - Spammers xD