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Subject: First thoughts about countries
As long as you accept that only Azeri's (and maybe some other Turkic people) see it that way.
oh not everybody uses facebook so gtfo :P:P
Albania - Most poor country of europe
Algeria - Zidane
Andorra - a very small country
Argentina - football, beautiful places
Armenia - Serj Tankian
Australia - Kewell, Viduka, Sydney 2000
Austria - Music, Jurgen Macho, Wien
Azerbaijan - URSS
Belarus - URSS
Belgium - Brussels
Bolivia - Evo Morales --'
Bosnia and Herzegovina - Dzeko, war
Brasil - hot beaches, ignorant people
Bulgaria - Radostinov xD, Berbatov
Cameroon - Fifa Street 2, Eto'o
Canada - High life quality
Chile - After Uruguay, the best place to live in South America
China - 1 billion of clones
Colombia - Higuita
Costa Rica - Beaches
Cuba - Comunism, Fidel Castro, Che Guevara
Croatia - squares
Cyprus - Turkey and Greece
Czech Republic - Atheists, Koller
Denmark - Greenland
Dominican Republic - Pan2003
Germany - Die Toten Hosen, nice football, Rammstein, freeways, nice language, etc.
Greece - philosophy
Ecuador - Ecuador line
Estonia - Poom
El Salvador - =X
England - best music, best football league
Finland - Sonata Arctica, A cold place
France - I don't know why, but I hate France and your language
Georgia - Kaladze
Ghana - Suárez
Guatemala - =X
Honduras - Confederations Cup
Hong Kong - Jackie Chan
Hungary - Hungaroring
Iceland - Eykavdadshodsafaskull
India - Rajesh Koothrapalli
Indonesia - A lot of islands
Iraq - Saddam Hussein
Iran - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Ireland - Robbie Keane,
Israel - War, Palestina
Italy - My family, nice food
Jamaica - Reggae
Japan - Cars
Kazakhstan - Borat
Kenya - Runners
Latvia - URSS
Lithuania - URSS (?)
Luxembourg - Belgium, France
Macedonia - Vucinic, Jugoslavia
Malaysia - Sepang, F1
Malta -
Mexico - Chaves, Chapolin, invited teams in Libertadores
Moldova -
Montenegro - Serbia
Morocco - Sega Soccer
Netherlands - van something, bicycles
New Zealand - Oceania, turism
Nicaragua - Managua
Nigeria - Fast soccer players
Norway - Sweden, Denmark, never lost to Brazil
Panama - Panama Canal
Paraguay - Falsified stuff, Cabañas
Peru - Machu Picchu
Philippines -
Poland - Sokker, Klose, cool surnames
Portugal - Portuguese, Brazil, Coimbra
Romania - Mutu, latin language
Russia - a very large country, siberia, comunism, Pavlyuchenko
Saudi Arabia - Al (complete here)
Scotland - mens in skirts, whisky, Hutton
Senegal - World Cup 2002
Serbia - Jugoslavia, good football
Singapore - Nice education
Slovakia - Czechoslovakia
Slovenia - Slovakia with other name
South Africa - World Cup 2010, Cape of Good Hope
South Korea - World Cup 2002, cars
Spain - Nice football, paella, beautiful places, Heróes del Silencio
Sweden - Ibrahimovic
Switzerland - Clocks, chocolate, FIFA
Thailand -
Tunis - Tunis
Turkey - Ottoman empire
Ukraine - Shevchenko
UAE - Rich Sheiks
Uruguay - football, the best place to live in south america, nice towns
USA - Companies, good economy, political power, good universities, etc.
Uzbekistan - Bundyonkor Toshkent
Venezuela - Hugo Chavez, oil
Vietnam - Vietnam war
Wales - Bullet for My Valentine, Bale, Giggs
Algeria - Zidane
Andorra - a very small country
Argentina - football, beautiful places
Armenia - Serj Tankian
Australia - Kewell, Viduka, Sydney 2000
Austria - Music, Jurgen Macho, Wien
Azerbaijan - URSS
Belarus - URSS
Belgium - Brussels
Bolivia - Evo Morales --'
Bosnia and Herzegovina - Dzeko, war
Brasil - hot beaches, ignorant people
Bulgaria - Radostinov xD, Berbatov
Cameroon - Fifa Street 2, Eto'o
Canada - High life quality
Chile - After Uruguay, the best place to live in South America
China - 1 billion of clones
Colombia - Higuita
Costa Rica - Beaches
Cuba - Comunism, Fidel Castro, Che Guevara
Croatia - squares
Cyprus - Turkey and Greece
Czech Republic - Atheists, Koller
Denmark - Greenland
Dominican Republic - Pan2003
Germany - Die Toten Hosen, nice football, Rammstein, freeways, nice language, etc.
Greece - philosophy
Ecuador - Ecuador line
Estonia - Poom
El Salvador - =X
England - best music, best football league
Finland - Sonata Arctica, A cold place
France - I don't know why, but I hate France and your language
Georgia - Kaladze
Ghana - Suárez
Guatemala - =X
Honduras - Confederations Cup
Hong Kong - Jackie Chan
Hungary - Hungaroring
Iceland - Eykavdadshodsafaskull
India - Rajesh Koothrapalli
Indonesia - A lot of islands
Iraq - Saddam Hussein
Iran - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Ireland - Robbie Keane,
Israel - War, Palestina
Italy - My family, nice food
Jamaica - Reggae
Japan - Cars
Kazakhstan - Borat
Kenya - Runners
Latvia - URSS
Lithuania - URSS (?)
Luxembourg - Belgium, France
Macedonia - Vucinic, Jugoslavia
Malaysia - Sepang, F1
Malta -
Mexico - Chaves, Chapolin, invited teams in Libertadores
Moldova -
Montenegro - Serbia
Morocco - Sega Soccer
Netherlands - van something, bicycles
New Zealand - Oceania, turism
Nicaragua - Managua
Nigeria - Fast soccer players
Norway - Sweden, Denmark, never lost to Brazil
Panama - Panama Canal
Paraguay - Falsified stuff, Cabañas
Peru - Machu Picchu
Philippines -
Poland - Sokker, Klose, cool surnames
Portugal - Portuguese, Brazil, Coimbra
Romania - Mutu, latin language
Russia - a very large country, siberia, comunism, Pavlyuchenko
Saudi Arabia - Al (complete here)
Scotland - mens in skirts, whisky, Hutton
Senegal - World Cup 2002
Serbia - Jugoslavia, good football
Singapore - Nice education
Slovakia - Czechoslovakia
Slovenia - Slovakia with other name
South Africa - World Cup 2010, Cape of Good Hope
South Korea - World Cup 2002, cars
Spain - Nice football, paella, beautiful places, Heróes del Silencio
Sweden - Ibrahimovic
Switzerland - Clocks, chocolate, FIFA
Thailand -
Tunis - Tunis
Turkey - Ottoman empire
Ukraine - Shevchenko
UAE - Rich Sheiks
Uruguay - football, the best place to live in south america, nice towns
USA - Companies, good economy, political power, good universities, etc.
Uzbekistan - Bundyonkor Toshkent
Venezuela - Hugo Chavez, oil
Vietnam - Vietnam war
Wales - Bullet for My Valentine, Bale, Giggs
Germany - nice language
France - I hate France and your language
i am at 180 degrees agree with you
(edited)
France - I hate France and your language
i am at 180 degrees agree with you
(edited)
Albania -MAFIA
Algeria -ZIDANE
Argentina - MESSI
Armenia - SYSTEM OF A DOWN
Brasil - SAMBA
Cameroon -ETO'o
Canada - SNOW
Chile -PEOPLE UNDER THE MINE
China -CHEAPER THAN CHIPS
Cuba -CHE
Germany -bastian schweinsteiger(CHEATED FROM GOOGLE TO WRITE )
Greece -ISLANDS
England - UGLY GIRLS
Finland -SENTENCED
France -CULTURE
India - CURRY
Ireland - JAMESONS
Italy -HELLENISTIC PERIOD
Jamaica -MARIHUANA
Japan -PRANKS
Kazakhstan -BORAT
Mexico -DOS SANTOS
Netherlands - SPACE CAKE
New Zealand - LORD OF THE RINGS
Peru -MACHU PICCHU
Portugal - QUARESMA
Russia - PRETTY BUT COLD AS STONE GIRLS
Scotland - BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY-CELTIC
Spain - FIESTA
Turkey - IZMIR :)
Wales - SHEEP
Algeria -ZIDANE
Argentina - MESSI
Armenia - SYSTEM OF A DOWN
Brasil - SAMBA
Cameroon -ETO'o
Canada - SNOW
Chile -PEOPLE UNDER THE MINE
China -CHEAPER THAN CHIPS
Cuba -CHE
Germany -bastian schweinsteiger(CHEATED FROM GOOGLE TO WRITE )
Greece -ISLANDS
England - UGLY GIRLS
Finland -SENTENCED
France -CULTURE
India - CURRY
Ireland - JAMESONS
Italy -HELLENISTIC PERIOD
Jamaica -MARIHUANA
Japan -PRANKS
Kazakhstan -BORAT
Mexico -DOS SANTOS
Netherlands - SPACE CAKE
New Zealand - LORD OF THE RINGS
Peru -MACHU PICCHU
Portugal - QUARESMA
Russia - PRETTY BUT COLD AS STONE GIRLS
Scotland - BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY-CELTIC
Spain - FIESTA
Turkey - IZMIR :)
Wales - SHEEP
Turkey - every word begin with ataturk
Germany - nazi
Brasil -dirt
Greece- nice music
Kazakhstan - astana
italy - caligula
Hungary - ciociolina
(edited)
Germany - nazi
Brasil -dirt
Greece- nice music
Kazakhstan - astana
italy - caligula
Hungary - ciociolina
(edited)
Albania - Albanian mobsters that are ruthless and think they can actually compete with Chinese Yakuza
Algeria - Men with weird hats performing weird dances in sissy costumes to horrible music
Andorra - Mountains and cheap perfume
Argentina - Tango, beautiful women, and worthless money
Armenia - Not so beautiful women
Australia - Kangaroos in the ouback, wrestling with Aboriginals who dream of surfing on Bondi Beach
Austria - Gay people in politics that dance walses on Mozart, while they don't want any mosks to be built
Azerbaijan - Fake gold sold by gypsies who are wearing unusually large golden ear rings
Belarus - People that would like all references to Russia to be gone
Belgium - A national monument that is like only 4 feet tall and is famous for the water that comes out of its 2-inch weener
Bolivia - Having a football stadium at an unusual height so their shitty team is able to win at least some football matches because the opponent is not accustomed to playing at such height
Bosnia and Herzegovina - Fabulous women reading out the points at the European songfestival
Brasil - Half-naked women with big booties and likewise tits dancing the samba in the streets of Rio, while drunk football players are trying to touch them in all the interesting places
Bulgaria - Women with moustaches
Cameroon - Roger Milla and brightly-coloured football shirts
Canada - People living in a country which is way too large for them, undecided whether to speak English or French when hunting bears
Chile - A vast coastline and carmeniere wine
China - Too many people in a too strict regime who keep their eyes too closed (literally as figuratively speaking)
Colombia - Drugs, corruption and kidnappings
Costa Rica - Pura vida in one of the most beautiful countries on this planet
Cuba - Castro telling his people it's nice having to wait in line for about three hours to get an ice cream, while driving in a shiny oldsmobile that used to be about 6 cars in other countries
Croatia - Cheap holidays to see the legs of Blanka Vlasic, wearing a football shirt with a design that had been used by knights' tailors during the Middle Ages.
Cyprus - Cheap holidays to a not so great island where Greeks and Turks are unhappily married
Czech Republic - Drinking lots of cheap beers in Prague, while trying to seduce easy women that drink as many beers as you and your friends do
Denmark - Vikings and Hamlet drinking Carlsberg all midsummer night's long
Dominican Republic - All inclusive holiday resorts where people drink way too much cheap rhum
Germany - Non-humorous people living on a diet of beer and wurst, working very hard in the automobile industry hoping this way they are able to forget their grandfather was a nazi
Greece - People driven mad by the sound of the everpresent crickets, whose life is turned into a tragedy by an incompetent government that has kept them lazy for too long
Ecuador - The Galapagos which luckily do not look like Quito at all, and soldiers marching the streets carrying rifle guns as if they are out to shoot you
Estonia - Baltic state of which I know nothing but the fact that its star football player's biggest accomplishment is being a substitute for a German fourth division team or something like that
Sorry, too many countries. For today I'll keep it at this ...
Algeria - Men with weird hats performing weird dances in sissy costumes to horrible music
Andorra - Mountains and cheap perfume
Argentina - Tango, beautiful women, and worthless money
Armenia - Not so beautiful women
Australia - Kangaroos in the ouback, wrestling with Aboriginals who dream of surfing on Bondi Beach
Austria - Gay people in politics that dance walses on Mozart, while they don't want any mosks to be built
Azerbaijan - Fake gold sold by gypsies who are wearing unusually large golden ear rings
Belarus - People that would like all references to Russia to be gone
Belgium - A national monument that is like only 4 feet tall and is famous for the water that comes out of its 2-inch weener
Bolivia - Having a football stadium at an unusual height so their shitty team is able to win at least some football matches because the opponent is not accustomed to playing at such height
Bosnia and Herzegovina - Fabulous women reading out the points at the European songfestival
Brasil - Half-naked women with big booties and likewise tits dancing the samba in the streets of Rio, while drunk football players are trying to touch them in all the interesting places
Bulgaria - Women with moustaches
Cameroon - Roger Milla and brightly-coloured football shirts
Canada - People living in a country which is way too large for them, undecided whether to speak English or French when hunting bears
Chile - A vast coastline and carmeniere wine
China - Too many people in a too strict regime who keep their eyes too closed (literally as figuratively speaking)
Colombia - Drugs, corruption and kidnappings
Costa Rica - Pura vida in one of the most beautiful countries on this planet
Cuba - Castro telling his people it's nice having to wait in line for about three hours to get an ice cream, while driving in a shiny oldsmobile that used to be about 6 cars in other countries
Croatia - Cheap holidays to see the legs of Blanka Vlasic, wearing a football shirt with a design that had been used by knights' tailors during the Middle Ages.
Cyprus - Cheap holidays to a not so great island where Greeks and Turks are unhappily married
Czech Republic - Drinking lots of cheap beers in Prague, while trying to seduce easy women that drink as many beers as you and your friends do
Denmark - Vikings and Hamlet drinking Carlsberg all midsummer night's long
Dominican Republic - All inclusive holiday resorts where people drink way too much cheap rhum
Germany - Non-humorous people living on a diet of beer and wurst, working very hard in the automobile industry hoping this way they are able to forget their grandfather was a nazi
Greece - People driven mad by the sound of the everpresent crickets, whose life is turned into a tragedy by an incompetent government that has kept them lazy for too long
Ecuador - The Galapagos which luckily do not look like Quito at all, and soldiers marching the streets carrying rifle guns as if they are out to shoot you
Estonia - Baltic state of which I know nothing but the fact that its star football player's biggest accomplishment is being a substitute for a German fourth division team or something like that
Sorry, too many countries. For today I'll keep it at this ...
by the way
Romania -settled gypsies , Nicolae Ceauşescu
Romania -settled gypsies , Nicolae Ceauşescu
Albania - Balkan
Algeria - Zidane
Andorra - small, rich and mountains
Argentina - Maradonna, economical crisis
Armenia - genocide
Australia - kangeroo
Austria - Mozart,
Azerbaijan - Baku
Belarus - Loekasjenko
Belgium - divided country
Bolivia - Morales
Bosnia and Herzegovina - divided country, sarajevo
Brasil - beaches, favelas, samba
Bulgaria - sofia, black sea
Cameroon - black africa
Canada - forrest
Chile - nature, wine
China - big country, like to copy
Colombia - farc
Costa Rica - Beaches
Cuba - Comunism, havanna
Croatia - split
Cyprus - divided country
Czech Republic - trip with shool - cheap bear
Denmark - viking
Dominican Republic - vacation
Germany - bear und wurst
Greece - like to strike
Ecuador - next to peru
Estonia - estonia, latvia and lithuania. confusing :-)
El Salvador - san salvador
England - football
Finland - cold and dark
France - My parents forced me as kid to walk there every with them in the mountains. bad memories...
Georgia - arveladze
Ghana - black africa
Guatemala - south america
Honduras - south america
Hong Kong - part of china
Hungary - Goulash :)
Iceland - Eykavdadshodsafaskull
India - ghandi, big country, bad food
Indonesia - biggest muslim country
Iraq - Saddam Hussein
Iran - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Ireland - nature
Israel - ethnical cleaning, friend of america
Italy - berlusconi, nice country for holidays
Jamaica - Reggae
Japan - small people, small breasts, karate
Kazakhstan - Borat
Kenya - Runners
Latvia - estonia, latvia and lithuania. confusing ...
Lithuania - estonia, latvia and lithuania. confusing...
Luxembourg - many banks
Macedonia - same name of greece province
Malaysia - beautifull country
Malta - island
Mexico - tequilla
Moldova - next to romania
Montenegro - Serbias best friend
Morocco - start of arabic revolution
Netherlands - weed,
New Zealand - nature
Nicaragua - Ortega
Nigeria - black africa
Norway - viking. I was their also to walk in mountains. again bad memories
Panama - Panama Canal
Paraguay - oil
Peru - Machu Picchu, mancora
Philippines - prostition, mail order bride
Poland - Sokker
Portugal - inapa
Romania - my next vacation. (no parents: visit nightlife, citys and beach = fun :-)
Russia - Poetin
Saudi Arabia - islam
Scotland - wiskey
Senegal - black africa
Serbia - Jugoslavia, belgrado
Singapore - small and rich country
Slovakia - Czechoslovakia
Slovenia - balkan
South Africa - World Cup 2010, Cape of Good Hope
South Korea - Samsung
Spain - Barcelona
Sweden - Ikea
Switzerland - mountains, banks
Thailand - prostituion, mail order bride
Tunis - Tunis
Turkey - ataturk
Ukraine - Chernobil
UAE - Rich Sheiks
Uruguay - football, the best place to live in south america, nice towns
USA - like wars
Uzbekistan - oil
Venezuela - Hugo Chavez, oil
Vietnam - loempia
Wales - uk
Algeria - Zidane
Andorra - small, rich and mountains
Argentina - Maradonna, economical crisis
Armenia - genocide
Australia - kangeroo
Austria - Mozart,
Azerbaijan - Baku
Belarus - Loekasjenko
Belgium - divided country
Bolivia - Morales
Bosnia and Herzegovina - divided country, sarajevo
Brasil - beaches, favelas, samba
Bulgaria - sofia, black sea
Cameroon - black africa
Canada - forrest
Chile - nature, wine
China - big country, like to copy
Colombia - farc
Costa Rica - Beaches
Cuba - Comunism, havanna
Croatia - split
Cyprus - divided country
Czech Republic - trip with shool - cheap bear
Denmark - viking
Dominican Republic - vacation
Germany - bear und wurst
Greece - like to strike
Ecuador - next to peru
Estonia - estonia, latvia and lithuania. confusing :-)
El Salvador - san salvador
England - football
Finland - cold and dark
France - My parents forced me as kid to walk there every with them in the mountains. bad memories...
Georgia - arveladze
Ghana - black africa
Guatemala - south america
Honduras - south america
Hong Kong - part of china
Hungary - Goulash :)
Iceland - Eykavdadshodsafaskull
India - ghandi, big country, bad food
Indonesia - biggest muslim country
Iraq - Saddam Hussein
Iran - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Ireland - nature
Israel - ethnical cleaning, friend of america
Italy - berlusconi, nice country for holidays
Jamaica - Reggae
Japan - small people, small breasts, karate
Kazakhstan - Borat
Kenya - Runners
Latvia - estonia, latvia and lithuania. confusing ...
Lithuania - estonia, latvia and lithuania. confusing...
Luxembourg - many banks
Macedonia - same name of greece province
Malaysia - beautifull country
Malta - island
Mexico - tequilla
Moldova - next to romania
Montenegro - Serbias best friend
Morocco - start of arabic revolution
Netherlands - weed,
New Zealand - nature
Nicaragua - Ortega
Nigeria - black africa
Norway - viking. I was their also to walk in mountains. again bad memories
Panama - Panama Canal
Paraguay - oil
Peru - Machu Picchu, mancora
Philippines - prostition, mail order bride
Poland - Sokker
Portugal - inapa
Romania - my next vacation. (no parents: visit nightlife, citys and beach = fun :-)
Russia - Poetin
Saudi Arabia - islam
Scotland - wiskey
Senegal - black africa
Serbia - Jugoslavia, belgrado
Singapore - small and rich country
Slovakia - Czechoslovakia
Slovenia - balkan
South Africa - World Cup 2010, Cape of Good Hope
South Korea - Samsung
Spain - Barcelona
Sweden - Ikea
Switzerland - mountains, banks
Thailand - prostituion, mail order bride
Tunis - Tunis
Turkey - ataturk
Ukraine - Chernobil
UAE - Rich Sheiks
Uruguay - football, the best place to live in south america, nice towns
USA - like wars
Uzbekistan - oil
Venezuela - Hugo Chavez, oil
Vietnam - loempia
Wales - uk
Czech Republic - Drinking lots of cheap beers in Prague, while trying to seduce easy women that drink as many beers as you and your friends do
:D:D
:D:D
Belgium - divided country
I think "Belgium - no such thing exists" is more accurate ;-)
I think "Belgium - no such thing exists" is more accurate ;-)
I apologize for all prejudicial first thoughts :)
Albania - ice-cream and bread
Andorra - small country in the mountains
Argentina - tango and gauchos
Australia - cangaroos and other strange animals
Austria - skiing
Belgium - Monty Python's Prejudice sketch
Bosnia and Herzegovina - humour and ćevapi
Brasil - football and Rio carnival
Bulgaria - roses
Cameroon - Roger Milla's dance
Canada - maple leaf
Chile - long and narrow
China - 1 billion people
Colombia - drugs
Cuba - dictator Castro
Croatia - love my homeland
Cyprus - divided island
Czech Republic - beer
Denmark - won EC in 92 with lucky qualification
Germany - Croatia wins football :)
Greece - debt
Ecuador - equator
Estonia - simmilar to finland
El Salvador - the saviour
England - invented football but never win :)
Finland - can't stand alcohol
France - wine, cheese and beatiful women
Hong Kong - Jackie Chan
Hungary - Balaton
Iceland - ice and fire
India - dust and dots on foreheads
Iraq - Saddam
Iran - Persepolis
Ireland - friends, great music and alcohol
Israel - complicated
Italy - canzone e ragazze
Jamaica - reggae and grass
Japan - rising sun and ninjas
Kazakhstan - Borat
Kenya - Massai
Lithuania - basketball
Luxembourg - small and nice
Malta - maltese falcon
Mexico - tequilla!
Montenegro - festina lente :)
Morocco - Casablanca
Netherlands - everything allowed
New Zealand - beautfiul landscapes, Lord of the Rings
Nigeria - green white
Norway - fjords
Panama - canal
Paraguay - Chilavert
Poland - saint pope John Paul II
Portugal - European Brasil in football
Romania - gypsies
Russia - literature and classical music
Saudi Arabia - oil and sheiks
Scotland - Braveheart, quilts, bagpipes and whiskey
South Africa - vuvuzela
Spain - Barcelona
Sweden - swedish blondes
Switzerland - banks
Thailand - sex tourism
Turkey - Šeherezada
Ukraine - will they be able to organise EC?
Uruguay - Diego Forlan
USA - world police
Vietnam - war
Wales - Swansea and strange language
Albania - ice-cream and bread
Andorra - small country in the mountains
Argentina - tango and gauchos
Australia - cangaroos and other strange animals
Austria - skiing
Belgium - Monty Python's Prejudice sketch
Bosnia and Herzegovina - humour and ćevapi
Brasil - football and Rio carnival
Bulgaria - roses
Cameroon - Roger Milla's dance
Canada - maple leaf
Chile - long and narrow
China - 1 billion people
Colombia - drugs
Cuba - dictator Castro
Croatia - love my homeland
Cyprus - divided island
Czech Republic - beer
Denmark - won EC in 92 with lucky qualification
Germany - Croatia wins football :)
Greece - debt
Ecuador - equator
Estonia - simmilar to finland
El Salvador - the saviour
England - invented football but never win :)
Finland - can't stand alcohol
France - wine, cheese and beatiful women
Hong Kong - Jackie Chan
Hungary - Balaton
Iceland - ice and fire
India - dust and dots on foreheads
Iraq - Saddam
Iran - Persepolis
Ireland - friends, great music and alcohol
Israel - complicated
Italy - canzone e ragazze
Jamaica - reggae and grass
Japan - rising sun and ninjas
Kazakhstan - Borat
Kenya - Massai
Lithuania - basketball
Luxembourg - small and nice
Malta - maltese falcon
Mexico - tequilla!
Montenegro - festina lente :)
Morocco - Casablanca
Netherlands - everything allowed
New Zealand - beautfiul landscapes, Lord of the Rings
Nigeria - green white
Norway - fjords
Panama - canal
Paraguay - Chilavert
Poland - saint pope John Paul II
Portugal - European Brasil in football
Romania - gypsies
Russia - literature and classical music
Saudi Arabia - oil and sheiks
Scotland - Braveheart, quilts, bagpipes and whiskey
South Africa - vuvuzela
Spain - Barcelona
Sweden - swedish blondes
Switzerland - banks
Thailand - sex tourism
Turkey - Šeherezada
Ukraine - will they be able to organise EC?
Uruguay - Diego Forlan
USA - world police
Vietnam - war
Wales - Swansea and strange language
It is, as you can see I said 'I think ...' ;-)