Subject: First thoughts about countries

Lol ;)

Albania - top gear
Algeria -my moms ex boyfriend
Andorra - football stadium near some cliff
Argentina - Tierra del Fuego
Armenia - top gear
Australia - nasty big-ass spiders + koalas
Austria - Wiener Philharmoniker
Azerbaijan - Eurovision
Belarus - tractor
Belgium - gamers
Bolivia - top gear
Bosnia and Herzegovina - serbians, muslims and croatians
Brasil - carnevals, jesus up in the mountain or something
Bulgaria - golden beaches
Cameroon - Patrick Mboma
Canada - Vancouver is beautiful.
Chile - Wine
China - Foxconn
Colombia - Shakira
Costa Rica - Paulo Wanchope
Cuba - Cigars
Croatia - golden beaches
Cyprus - rocky hills good for autosport
Czech Republic - Pragues cheap KFC-s
Denmark - men with red beards
Dominican Republic - prolly gonna have vacation there someday
Germany - pump up das bier
Greece - tanned girls in white dresses
Ecuador - Incas
Estonia - f*cking freezing and wet
El Salvador - chuck norris movies
England - bad teeth
Finland - tarja turunen
France - wineyards
Georgia - Bidzina Ivanishvili
Ghana - that soccer game where Suarez saved Chile
Guatemala - huehue
Honduras - somekinda waterfall
Hong Kong - skyscrapers and business
Hungary - they are almost as good as us in football
Iceland - beautiful nature
India - they wipe their ass without paper
Indonesia - tsunami
Iraq - soldiers
Iran - religious people
Ireland - turkey plucking
Israel - Galil AR
Italy - the godfather
Jamaica - bobsleigh team
Japan - cherry trees
Kazakhstan - amazing buildings in Astana
Kenya - rally
Latvia - they got bigger christmas tree than us
Lithuania - Curonian spit
Luxembourg - expensive and small
Macedonia - Alexander film
Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur racetrack for F1
Malta - small, cheap and growing IT work destination
Mexico - old hollywood movies
Moldova - friendly people
Montenegro - mountains
Morocco - rich old people living there
Netherlands - New Kids Nitro/Turbo
New Zealand - probably the best place in the world
Nicaragua - old chuck norris movies
Nigeria - Nwankwhu Kanu(may be misspelled)
Norway - arrogant people and coca-cola costs way too much
Panama - most boats got panama flag.
Paraguay - striped footballshirts
Peru - unesco sites
Philippines - cute small girls
Poland - euro2k12
Portugal - Albufeira
Romania - sleepy mountains
Russia - vodka
Saudi Arabia - oil
Scotland - braveheart
Senegal - soccer team was pretty good some time ago
Serbia - war back in 90s
Singapore - F1
Slovakia - Slovenia?
Slovenia - Slovakia?
South Africa - diamond mines
South Korea - Gangnam style
Spain - Barcelona vs Madrid
Sweden - blonde guys with long hair who look freaky
Switzerland - probably the second best place to live after NZ
Thailand - cheap liquor
Tunis - Indiana Jones
Turkey - versatile nature
Ukraine - awesome girls
UAE - oil
Uruguay - rugby team that crashed and was made into film
USA - Obama
Uzbekistan - dunno much, has oil?
Venezuela - awesome girls
Vietnam - awesome nature
Wales - sheeps

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trolling doesnt work... I hoped that now everybody had to write Slovakia rumpil or Slovakia trolls but not happened :-(

errrr, I need to troll more !

sorry, i´ve been away for 6 months so i dont know much about your trolling :(


but yea, keep it up

Albania - Lorik Cana (ex Olympique de Marseille)
Algeria - Independance from France in 1962
Andorra - cheep cigarettes
Argentina - Tango
Armenia - Aznavour (french singer)
Australia - Surf
Austria - Adolf :=(
Azerbaijan - Eurovision
Belarus - Victoria Azarenka (tennis woman)
Belgium - Chips
Bolivia - Drug
Bosnia and Herzegovina - Ethnic war
Brasil - Bois de Boulogne
Bulgaria - Yoghourt
Cameroon - Yannick Noah
Canada - Snow
Catalunia - Barça
Chile - Montain's train
China - yellow ... river of course:=)
Colombia - Koffee
Costa Rica - Colomb
Cuba - Castro
Croatia - Goran Ivanisevic
Cyprus - Island
Czech Republic - Panenka
Denmark - Sheakspeare
Dominican Republic - Blue white red
Germany - Einstein
Greece - Sertaki
Ecuador - Line
Estonia - freezed
El Salvador - wet and warm (weather, not girls, finally ...)
England - Queen (singer of course)
Finland - Papa Noël (french santaclaus)
France - Revolution
Georgia - on my mind
Ghana - Pelé
Guatemala - Rebloch
Honduras - Lose 10-1 in WC against Spainl
Hong Kong - Casino
Hungary - beginning of 14-18 war
Iceland - geyser
India - Ghandi
Indonesia - Building
Iraq - desert
Iran - khomeini ayatollah
Ireland - IRA
Israel - Palestinia
Italy - Pizza
Jamaica - Marley
Japan - Kamikaze
Kazakhstan - cycling dopping
Kenya - rallysafari
Letvia - brrrrrrrr
Lithuania - glaglagla
Luxembourg - little country
Macedonia - Salad
Malaysia - Tsunami
Malta - Knights of Malta
Mexico - Luis Marianno
Moldova - Dracula
Montenegro - Albania
Morocco - Hashich
Netherlands - Haschich :=)
New Zealand - All blaks (rugby)
Nicaragua - water falls
Nigeria - famine
Norway - Nobel price
Panama - Canal
Paraguay - Chilavert
Peru - Llama
Philippines - Us Army
Poland - Drunked
Portugal - Mustache
Romania - Dracula
Russia - Prosit
Saudi Arabia - Laurence of araby
Scotland - bagpipe
Senegal - Holidays
Serbia - Djoko
Singapore - far away from France
Slovakia - Bratislava
Slovenia - Bear
South Africa - apartheid
South Korea - Olympics games
Spain - paella
Sweden - Zlatan Ibra
Switzerland - chocolate
Thailand - pedophiles
Tunis - arabic revolution
Turkey - Constantinople
Ukraine - Prokofiev
UAE - petrol
Uruguay - first footballworl cup winner
USA - Secession war
Uzbekistan - Abdoujaparov
Venezuela - see sex and sun
Vietnam - Apocalyps now
Wales - Rugby

Albania - mafia
Algeria - dark france colony
Andorra - snow station, work factory for southamericans
Argentina - great country but filled with argentinians
Armenia - lehemyun lovers
Australia - weirdos
Austria - sour people
Azerbaijan - no idea
Belarus - idem
Belgium - sour people
Bolivia - not legal alttitude football matches in qualifying for WC
Bosnia and Herzegovina - nice girls
Brasil - relaxed people
Bulgaria - violin and chelo players
Cameroon - roger milla
Canada - weirdos
Catalunia - money lovers
Chile - far away the mountains
China - millions of workers earning 1 dollar a week
Colombia - before escobar and after him, 2 countries
Costa Rica - paradise
Cuba - revolution jajajajaja
Croatia - best women ever
Cyprus - long forenames
Czech Republic - more women
Denmark - aarhus
Dominican Republic - narcos
Germany - organized
Greece - big noses
Ecuador - bananas
Estonia - cold and more women
El Salvador - banana republic
England - masters of earth
Finland - cold noses
France - bitches
Georgia - trouble
Ghana - LOL
Guatemala - bog holes in the ground
Honduras - probably nice, banana republic though
Hong Kong - organized crime
Hungary - more chelo and violin players
Iceland - probably nice
India - smells like coriandre
Indonesia - nice waves, crime zone
Iraq - sand and guns
Iran - more guns and sand
Ireland - nice towns, expensive beer, tourism, horrible women
Israel - terrorists
Italy - lazy bastards
Jamaica - living on pot
Japan - hard workers
Kazakhstan - swords, bullets,arms
Kenya - zebras, waterfalls
Letvia - keine anhung
Lithuania - keine anhung
Luxembourg - tiny rich people
Macedonia - WTF?
Malaysia - loads of people
Malta - Thieves
Mexico - Mi Sangre and company
Moldova - keine anhung
Montenegro - Oil
Morocco - warm place
Netherlands - big burdel
New Zealand - sheep, beer, and snow
Nicaragua - bees and honey
Nigeria - unfair
Norway - keine anhung
Panama - narcos
Paraguay - free tax zone,narcos, mafia, guns, soja
Peru - loevly place
Philippines - USA burdel
Poland - women
Portugal - dirty cities
Romania - piano, chelo and violin masters
Russia - guns, mafia, oil and lovely women
Saudi Arabia - money, money,, money
Scotland - strange english spoken
Senegal - sene sene sene sene senegal
Serbia - locos
Singapore - children working
Slovakia - more women
Slovenia - women
South Africa - white zone in the black continent
South Korea - sipalki
Spain - more lazy people, siesta style!
Sweden - blonde wonders
Switzerland - happy people
Thailand - lolita style
Tunis - dark political style
Turkey - hard names to remember
Ukraine - nuclear style
UAE - oil money arms horses
Uruguay - slow motion social reactions, lazy bastards, complaining champions, great footballers
USA - insane
Uzbekistan - oil
Venezuela - ruled by insane chavez(rip?)
Vietnam - Victims
Wales - green grass and whiskey

Moldova - keine anhung

Lol, we don't speak German in here. Though nice answer :)

@ gatoman: I'm not sour, I'm umami. Fyi!

slovakia and czech
"Slovakia - more women"

and nice or ugly or what :-DD ?

Eastern Europe: Gorgeous women, down here we have less beauty and slutness! we need an invation!

I am not sure about slutness. Czech porno industry is known worldwide and Russians, Slovaks or Hungarians are not much better (or worse).

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Argentina -Messi
Australia - Kangaroos
Austria -skiing
Belgium -
Brasil -Cesar Santin/claudemir (fck players)
Cameroon -Eto´o
Canada -syrup
China -plastic toys
Croatia -helped us get a gold medal in OL 2008
Czech Republic -Petr Chec
Denmark - the litlle mermaid/HC Andersen/lego/Tivoli
Germany - sausages
Greece - many islands
England - tea and cheese
Finland -licorice
France -food
Ghana - chocolate
Iceland - heat sources
India - many people
Ireland -beer
Italy - pizza/pasta
Jamaica - Usain Bolt
Japan - big citys
Kazakhstan - alexandre vinokourov
Kenya - savana
Luxembourg - old classmate lifes there
Malta - little island
Mexico - ponchos and big hats
Netherlands -
New Zealand - nice nature
Norway - skiing
Poland - EC 2012
Portugal - Christiano Ronaldo
Russia -HUGE country
Scotland - schoolmate from there
Senegal - Dame N´doye
South Africa - Worldchampionship 2010
South Korea -Gangnam style
Spain - Xavi
Sweden - skiing
Switzerland -skiing
Turkey - some family there
Ukraine -EC 2012
USA - mc´donalds/burger kin
Vietnam - classmate from there

Croatia -helped us get a gold medal in OL 2008


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