Subject: Never ending story - Add 1 line each time

I saw this on Freestyle Scotland, so copied it.

One day the old man was walking in the...

... middle of the road when...

(hoping someone will come and say: a car hit him and he's dead. end of story :P)

One day the old man was walking in the...
... middle of the road when...

an old, but nice looking lady, approached him and asked.....

... could you please nurture my pig while i listen to these Celine Dion's CDs?

One day the old man was walking in the...
... middle of the road when...
an old, but nice looking lady, approached him and asked.....
... could you please nurture my pig while i listen to these Celine Dion's CDs?

To which the man replied in a sarcastic manner:

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Too slow, Mithos... :-)

Yes :(

One day the old man was walking in the...
... middle of the road when...
an old, but nice looking lady, approached him and asked.....
... could you please nurture my pig while i listen to these Celine Dion's CDs?
To which the man replied in a sarcastic manner:

"Uhh... but i just a-do-re Celine! I think she´s a diva!"

However, the woman announced she was Celine Dion and was there to...

Sing, sing and sing while her lungs and thoat could stand. So the man got his phone and...

jammed it down her throat so she wouldn't sing when he was around..

he also hit celine severel times in the virtebre. causing a supermassive black hole to emerge out of the..
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LOL !!

... giant huge nose of the lady.
As she gasps, desperatly seeking for air, the man sees a car that aproaches.
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You were too slow now though ;)

hehehe... true! :-P

the approaching car conveniently crashed into the supermassive black hole causing it to vapor instantly, but not before sucking Celine Dion into dimension Q...
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