Subject: Never ending story - Add 1 line each time

LLOYD got hammered by the two and ended up as a bleeding scottish lump. Morsey and LP then went along and saw...

Lloyd's brother, who killed the pair instantly with...

his disgraceful dress sense. However, his promoter duties meant that LP could trap him in a paradoxial referal link till death.

nothing, the sight of just seeing him made their eyeballs explode and they just bled to death.

END OF CHAPTER

One day, LP was in the gaybar when he saw paedobear who..

was having sex with rhysyboy in...

the nooks and crannies. LP groaned, he hated meeting his informant, langhe, in these places - its almost like langhe had an obsession with them.

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He woke up....

TO SEE PEDOBEAR RAPING HIM!!!

WTH screamed LP, and impact killed Pedobear with that convienient L85A2 (with M203). He vowed revenge on langhe

but then Morsey came and saw that LP had killed his pedobear so he whipped out that 99p water pistol fill up with water and shot him, then he realised it was lloyd

''help i am drowning said lloyd :)''

LP looked wierdly at me and said...

"Are you a schitzophrenic?" and shot Morsey in the heart, instantly...

killing him and ricochet killing everyone else. LP plants IEDs, and leaves.

doing nothing as Morsey according to Lloyd and Rhys dont have a heart, i have microchips etc which..

sadly is destroyed by IEDs ;)

:) On his way out, LP was caught by Langhe and was ...

nearly caught out, but he broke langhe's knee and killed him with a jab to the throat