Subject: Never ending story - Add 1 line each time

got up from his chair and exclaimed, "I shouldn't be jizzing in my corn flakes, I should be jizzing on the pages of the Nuts magazine!", so...

masturbated over a walnut...

and that was the end of that.

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One day, as the man stumbled around the room, as drunk as a Scotsman. He..

noticed that

he was SCOTTISH, he died a fatal heart attack. On the day of the funeral,...

everyone brought deep-fried Mars Bars and bottles of Irn-Bru/Buckfast in commemoration...

of yahoo-seeing-that-guy-who-wrote-2-posts-earlier-played-with-him-in-one-league-few-seasons-ago...

although they were actually commemorating the death of the drunken Scotsman from a few lines back in the story, following the funeral, the Scots' family...
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spam...

the spamtopic with grief, causing...

the mods to close it and...

everyone to die due to spam deprivation...

but the invincible LloydE (Fheep Sucker) survived, and with seconds to spare, the spamtopic..

turned into a world of nothing but broccoli...

and wine, children singing Christian rhyme, with dogs...

and it was booooooooooring ...