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Subject: Never ending story - Add 1 line each time
"Man it must be awesome to be that goodlooking. Tell me something about that man. You must get all the girls" to witch Cerb replied: "Its awesome man, sometimes i go to bed, and i forget to turn my swag off, then i wake up coverd in bitches."
The barkeep listened in awe as Cerb the great told the stories about his adventures with the girls. Till suddenly Vilpu showed up and said:
The barkeep listened in awe as Cerb the great told the stories about his adventures with the girls. Till suddenly Vilpu showed up and said:
20 minutes? Whats happening in 20 minutes? its the end of the world already?
No, it's time for you to take your medication. You know how your pathological lying worsens close to the next dose.
Cerb stood up and smacked Vilpu over the head. How could he expose his flaws like that, with all those people around.
Ouch ! cried vilpu , why the hell did you smack me on the head cerb ?
"well" stated Cerb, "its actually a 2 part answer. First of all because you exposed all my flaws out like that. Secondly because i just felt like it. Why should i pass on an opportunity like that?" Vilpu was disgusted by Cerbs behaviour, but felt some kind of agreement, because he knows the feeling about smacking somebody over the head. Gabriel the monkey on the otherhand...
... suddenly started writhing about on the floor in pain. It looked like he...
It looked like he felt the wrath of all the sokkermanagers who ever complained about sokker. Vilpu had no other choice then...
...once again telling Cerb should learn the meaning of '1 line each time'.
Cerb replied: "its not my fault schools never taught me the meaning of 1."
The next day, cerb woke up with a bleeding anus and 3 teeth missing,'' this must be the work of...
when he goes to a poop party together with some party poopers who ...
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...were even gayer than everything else said in this topic, then...