Subject: Hooked on a Feeling

OK. I'm tired of all you uninformed (that word was originally "gaywads", but i decided to be nicer) not understanding the coolness that is The Hoff.

Therefore, in order to further the effort at educating the world in all things hasslehoff, I will start a poll to vote and point out the coolest parts of the Hooked on a Feeling video. If you can't pick just one, pick more than one - i understand the difficulty in ranking ultimate greatness,.

Please vote on which part of this video you find the coolest, or submit your own cool scene! I'll put in time when appropriate, which can be seen at the bottom of the player on the page linked above. You can jump to the time by using the scroll capability of the player as well...

1) Hooga Chakka: Throughout the song, but especially in the very beginning. This is the catchiest song part ever written.

2) The goofy angel girls flying around, around 0:40, 1:14, 2:37, 3:19

3) When he displays his utter disdain with PC by jumping around like an african tribesman at 0:48, 2:29

4) That ultimate-in-cool fist pumping in 1:31, 2:13 (COMPLETE WITH A WONDERFULLY COOL FACIAL EXPRESSION), 2:42 (look at the intensity of those eyes)

5) The boy can fly on a motorcycle (which happens to be about 8 feet long if you believe the hideous perspective) at 1:45

6) WHAT THE HELL IS THAT, the guy who looks like he has dole pineapple rings on his eyes, at 1:47 and 3:17

7) His putting that fish in his mouth, he doesn't even need to cook it! 3:08

8) Gayest running ever at 3:13

9) His gloriously white teeth.

10) Cheesy superimposing of the Hoff into scenery everywhere. Especially when he's flying around in a party and on a snow-covered mountain. Oh and when he flies like a pretty birdie around 1:10. Can't forget when he flies like superman.



Some things that didn't make the top 10 list but are of interesting note:
- That hideously cheesy cube graphic at 0:53
- What the heck is that random doggy doing in the lower right at 1:20
- The wonderful eskimo outfit
- How The Hoff can WEAR that tux.

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My vote for coolest part has to be #6 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT and the fist pumping in #4

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Moved to freestyle forum :)

Doh, where did i put it? Lol sorry.

You didn't vote, Great One?


edit by Max: I will do that tomorrow :)
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I´m going with the same as mr gibbage, but i also liked when he flies on the bike.

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#4 is damn cool!


edit: added the vote for #9 posted by Jurkasz
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:)))

My dad voted with me on the dole pineapple guy

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First of all:

[color=red size=+2]DAVID HASSELHOFF IS A WANKER!![/color]

Secondly, I must say that the dreadful inuit (NOT eskimo) outfit shook me up all night long.

yay :P

Oh myu Goood ....,;: I am blaiind ... Aem Ie stilll tyiping reight?
Whye didd yoou doeo thisss toeoo uus?

Good one gaydavir:)

this thread really needs to be bounced.

Maybe put a real poll now???

+1 to number 10.