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Subject: Hooked on a Feeling
I get a strong urge to shoot myself if I so much as think of this song.
yet more proof that The Hoff is way cool:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hoff
1. Hoff
Verb, pertaining to David Hasselhoff.
To be Hoffed – to be sent homoerotic images of David Hasselhoff in questionable outfits/poses with various props/animals. Considered an extreme insult, the most common form of Hoffing is done through electronic mail although various new and inventive methods have recently been discovered. The first ever hoffing is said to have taken place in 1997 in the town of Heidelberg in Germany where David Hasselhoff is an extremely popular singer. According to urban legend, a young male high school student sent the David Hasselhoff calendar (if you have never seen this consider yourself lucky) to a girl he had a crush on in an attempt to woo her. The attempt backfired when the horrified girl choked on a chicken sandwich which she was eating whilst opening the calendar. The act of Hoffing has since spread from smalltown Germany to the mainstream claiming thousands of victims. Although not usually resulting in loss of life, a Hoffing can lead to severe psychological trauma, temporary loss of motor function and 9 times out of 10 it will affect the Hoffee’s up-chuck mechanism.
Oh, sweet mother of Jesus!!!!! I’ve been Hoffed again! I’ll never open my email again.
That guy is such a loser! I’m gonna send him a Hoffing he will never forget!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hoff
1. Hoff
Verb, pertaining to David Hasselhoff.
To be Hoffed – to be sent homoerotic images of David Hasselhoff in questionable outfits/poses with various props/animals. Considered an extreme insult, the most common form of Hoffing is done through electronic mail although various new and inventive methods have recently been discovered. The first ever hoffing is said to have taken place in 1997 in the town of Heidelberg in Germany where David Hasselhoff is an extremely popular singer. According to urban legend, a young male high school student sent the David Hasselhoff calendar (if you have never seen this consider yourself lucky) to a girl he had a crush on in an attempt to woo her. The attempt backfired when the horrified girl choked on a chicken sandwich which she was eating whilst opening the calendar. The act of Hoffing has since spread from smalltown Germany to the mainstream claiming thousands of victims. Although not usually resulting in loss of life, a Hoffing can lead to severe psychological trauma, temporary loss of motor function and 9 times out of 10 it will affect the Hoffee’s up-chuck mechanism.
Oh, sweet mother of Jesus!!!!! I’ve been Hoffed again! I’ll never open my email again.
That guy is such a loser! I’m gonna send him a Hoffing he will never forget!
I couldn't even listen to 20 seconds of this song so I have no 1 idea what is in that terrible video clip ;)
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you kow, i've seen that clip a few times already, but now, with your explanation and you pointing things out in the video, i actually laughed harder then i ever did. This truly is an epic video.
Kudos to you Guac, Kudos to you
Kudos to you Guac, Kudos to you
wow, the possible spitting in the water at 1:32 is awesome but unconfirmed. I need direction here, should it replace the awesomeness of one of the other 10 or show up as an additional honorable mention?
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