Subject: P.E class

Lol, press ups?

mmm maybe? xd

In my primary school we had a "penis inspection day". Once a week after PE one by one the PE teacher would take us into his office, we would drop our pants and he would pull our foreskin back and cup our testicles to make sure we were developing properly and being clean. Do you guys have that in your countries too? Do you do it in your classes Vilpu? Because to be honest none of my friends who went to different primary schools seem to remember the penis inspection day...

was that inspector a bear? or maybe some catholic school? :P

yes, we have it in our school as well. not that often though. we have it usually in the beginning of every month. next inspection for me is on 2th november. later on we´ll also have anal inspection to make sure how high is our risk to get aids infection. this is usually done once a year by our PE teacher. They start checking this in 7th or 8th grade , sometimes even later. I was first checked in 5th though if I remember correctly. I´m pretty sure they do that in your school also.
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I don't see how either of those posts are relevant to the content of a PE lesson.

our headmaster also gave us p.e class and he was kinda sportsfreak so we actually had pretty awesome p.e classes back at highschool.
Usual routine during 2x45minute
2 laps of running(800m)(5min)
Stretching n stuff(5min)
Football, basketball, rugby(all 25 minutes)

also we did decathlon competitions during the whole year, best basketball player competition, olympic games(swimming, bicycle, running, hurdles, long jumps, high jumps, javelin, discus)

but the most awesome competition was women carrying, this was also most popular among students(used to do like once a month or so). we were pretty lucky as we had 8 boys and 16 girls in class, so we had to pick up a girl at one end of stadium and get him to other end(there were all kinds of obstacles on the way), there we picked up another girl and deliver him back to the start line. winner trio got 3 chocolate bars and 5(we get grades 1-5) on their report card.

if you got a chubby girl you were fucked tho, and some classes in middleschool had more boys than girls, so sometimes you had to carry a boy too, this was kinda gay but funny :x

for those who dont know what this sports is a link



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are you sure that's legal?
are you sure you went a school?

me neither, if its a joke( wich i pressume) or if its a real trauma i dotn know, but i dont min about their penis, may i be crazy or sth?

also we did decathlon competitions during the whole year, best basketball player competition, olympic games(swimming, bicycle, running, hurdles, long jumps, high jumps, javelin, discus)


i likke this kind of sports, specially long jumps

i dont know if they are "pulling our legs" or if there is sth wrong east from here

I hope the first...

only kidding :)

i know it sounds hard, but i cant stop laughing out so hard whe remembering the phrase "penis inspector day". Im laughinh in my house being alone like a crazy guy.

it remember me the film "Brian´s Life" because the absurd

ohhh then you made me laugh thats good :)


"penis inspector day!" LOL you should try writting some comic film-book or sth similar ( and thats not a joke now) :D

I'm glad you enjoyed the joke ;)