Subject: the most ridiculous superpowers you could have

What would be the most rediculous superpower you could have?

I've made a list

the ability to turn diamonds back into coal
the ability to see through clothes when nobody is wearing them
the ability to see through doors when they are open
the ability to attrackt bullets
the ability to freeze time, but you cant move yourself
the ability to lick your own elbow
the ability to know what weather it was on any day in the past
the ability to teleport to the center of the sun
the ability to breathe under water, if you don't get wet
the ability to be invisible if you are alone
the ability to be the sexiest person in the world, if nobody is watching you
the ability to turn a 20 dollar bill into a 5 dollar bill

What are some other rediculous superpowers? :D
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great.. have more?

yeah, in funny things, you ca see the exact list as posted above ;)