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PSG or Madrid?

Bird is the word.

Juve

Arsenal, bitches.

Ha!

I am supporter of Chapecoense, a small team who increased a lot in the last five years. We are in a continental tournament in the first time of our history (South American Cup) and tonight we had a great match with River Plate in Monumental de Nuñes.

Pray for us, we will beat River in their house :D
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Just got matched with Miss Globe Finland in Tinder. life is good man..btw, the hell do i say? I need a good opener. Dickpic is not a good opener apparently.

what year miss globe finland? 64´?

though good opener these days in tinder.. I think u have to pass a class for this at some foreign university or smthn. or you can try a dickpic or start with some cheesy pickup line. bitches like pickuplines even thou most of them sound embarrasingly stupid imho

but if she a hoe, dickpick will just do fine

go go tinderboy :p

Year 2014 i think.:ar! Dickpic does not work, i repeat dickpic does not work

Here's a cheesy one

"What's the weight of a polar bear?" on her "dunno" reply with "enough to break the ice" and she will laugh,you will laugh,she will think you're an idiot,you will feel like an idiot,then you will marry,have kids and die happy...or unhappy in a horrible car crash...maybe I went too far...whutever

What if she answers around 500 kilos? Then im stuck. Too risky line.

It's still enough to break the ice

sup