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Hello world

This is me-ee
live should be-e-e-eee
mmm-mm jeah
fun for everyone :-p

friday :)..

lets open up a discussion.. abooouuuuut.... dunno... emma stone? XD

naaaw, we used emma stone (we wish)..

ok, politics is boring, religion is boring, sport is boring..

we covered traveling and summer..

it looks like we don't have much to talk really.. we used games, movies, books (well, we didn't talk about books but I doubt it will get anywhere)..

in high-school I had to read crime and punishment for a class.. in one fucking day! 530 pages in one day..

to sum up the book: one poor dude kills a baba (old woman) with a axe on a page 127, guilty is haunting him, ends up in prison and kills himself..

awesome book for a teenager... (sarcasm overload*)

oh, when talking to girls, look at the "center" of a face triangle (space between eyes and mouth).. why there? because if you look directly into eyes, it's to formal and asexual, if you look at her mouth you lower your chances with her because you are already telling her you find her attractive thus giving her control.. never give girl a control (you pervs, I know what you think! buahahahaha)..

center of triangle gives her doubt and suspense because she is picking mixed signal which makes her wondering (which is what you want to make her feel)..

so, friday right! YES!!

So...how to get girl:

Get a triangle a stare at it :))

hehee, but on a serious note, that was just a very very minor tip in a huge pool of tips and tactics/strategies on NOT how to get girls but how to get better at social interactions :)

because, "get a girl" is soooo 90s XDDD

I'd say you're staring at her nose, which mostly is at the centre of that triangle, making her wonder what's wrong with it...
But avoid saying you're staring at her triangle, cause she might get the wrong message -p

"But avoid saying you're staring at her triangle, cause she might get the wrong message -p "

and can get you in law trouble XDD

"I'd say you're staring at her nose...", yeah, basically, it's her nose but underlined word is a big no no..

there is a huge difference between STARE and GAZE.. you should be gazing at her triangle XDDD, not staring :)

But thanks for tips, I have almost forget all :D

I wrote ton of crap to revive the spam section and you guys only mentioned some "how to get girls" little bit XDDD even though I never said it was a tip on how to get girls but a little "how to get her interest" bit XD

it was a test O_O

it was a test and you all failed buaahahahahahaha (evil homer laugh.. no, wait, not homer, but that Mr.Burns character laugh buahahahhaaha)

noone wanted to talk about crime and punishment book! XDD

naaaa, I'm just talking trash here, don't mind me :)

so, dudes, your plans for tonight? :)

We all know you, the boobiebear ;)

"boobiebear"

XDDDDDD

I must admit, I fell for that boobie trap! XDDD

anyway, my plan for tonight is couple of these:



@dtox9 thank you for an awesome beer! I especially like alcohol percentage :)

and @dino thank you for, how should I say it politically correct.. for your attractive ladies that visit our country in the summer (even though I'm restricted to eyes only XD)

Well, do not thank to me..how do i should say it properly, thank to their parents, hot weather and weak raising by them :D

Had one yesterday
Today I'm diving into my Whisky collection. Probably will have a Tomatin 18

Im Talisker and Ardbeg fan :)

What can you recomend? :)
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