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I played some poker against one of the best players in estonia. mofo got all my chips and pwnt me out of the tournament.

you must be bad.

so today I realised how awesome live poker actually is. so far I´ve only played live against drunk friends who don´t really even know how to play. and that´s pointless and boring.

no that mofo is really good. Henri Käsper was the dude. but I was bad, wasnt the best idea to drink before going to tournament.

u know he trolled me 3 times. I played a bit over 2 hours and he got all my chips, no one else got chips from me..

first troll, was quite a fail from me. in the beginning of the game. I folded a nice straight drow with 8 outs on the flop. the guy noticed a tiny smile on my face, so he was like oh u got something nice eh. actually I´m not even sure I had that smile, maybe he just trolled me. so I wanted to pwn that mofo back and I folded my draw. next card would´ve brought me a straight..

next one, I got a straight+flush draw on the flop. I started raising big on flop and on turn. dude called me like with high card ace or something. so I don´t get my stuff on the river, the dude checks, and I think like, either shove all in or check. I check.

I had a fock high card queen.

later I asked whether he would´ve called me if I had raised on river as well. dude said yes because I acted too unusually considering how I had played so far. he was quite sure I had nothing.

and the final cherry on a cupcake came when I had like 15BB left, so I have to shove in as soon as I get some avarage + cards. so I get 55 and shove in, dude calls. shows AA..

lül

but he´s quite a cool fellow I must say. next year imma gonna win pwn im.

btw visconte, I noticed u liking ur own sokker club in facebook. thats like. lölölölölölölöl

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I dont think i liked it. I just logged in to Sokker using Facebook. Now the liking is gone again. I dunno what the heck that was.

my biggest achievement on the tournament was that I won chips from a woman. u know I got QQ. the chick is sitting next to me. I raise preflop. so her hands are like extremelly shaking and u can hear from her voice shes really nerveous. so she raises me, which means she either has KK or AA. so I hit a Q from the flop, raise, the chick reraises me. so I shove allin.. and the chick folds.. she didn´t had to call too much, so I was quite surprised she folded there. guess she had KK and was afraid of AA or a set. but yea, I thought there is no way shes gonna fold.. I noticed women fold like muuuch more then men do.

yeah right




ok lül

you playing in casino or wut?

no that was just some random no winning money freeroll. there were sum prizez but no money. like trophies and books and shit.

entrance fee was 3 euros.

akadeemiliste organisatsioonide pokkeriturniir.

but most of the dudes playing there were like really decent players. it was really interesting to play against skilled folks. I´ve used to play against noobs.

anyways I think I´ll quit internetpoker and start playin live only. we have some live poker every week here, where u get sum points for gettin a good place in a tournament so u can win tickets to real money tournaments and shit. and in september after my birthday, I can show my middle finger at the guards in casino and use those tickets.

though I don´t really like the idea of going to casino. chicks would think im a gambling addict and am gonna lose all the money and house and the kids in the future so imma gonna be forever alone forever.
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