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thx.... no only 27... but feel like 50.... my doctor told me very seriously to stop smoking cause my health cant no more.. :P

oh, well, that sux. so u gonna quit smoking, drinking and having sex from now on? :p

wtf... i said stop smoking, i didnt say stop living.. :P

but maan, ur like 50 now, ur hart might not take it. I was watching some porn movie the other day, and there one pilot, I think he was round 45-50 got a heart attack and died while banging some chick and then it came out that, the chick was also fucking that pilots son. so the son found it out in the hospital and was mega pissed off and then well I actually it wasnt a pron movie but it was some I dunno serial about stewardesses or smthn ok whatever.

well, the day im gonna die (lets hope not soon) i wouldnt mind it was during sex.. :P

guess? :p

I hope I die in an alien invasion, when I´m 85y old after I have just taken down the alien mothership with shooting from a plasmacannon while 19y old miss universe 2077 is giving me a blowjob and the UCL final has just ended 2 minutes ago where JK Hiiu Grill won FC Barcelona, whos coach is Lionel Messi, 5:0 and just when I´m taking my last bite of big mac, 13 borgs start eating my brain and I die.

gonna quit smoking, drinking and having sex from now on? :p

i didnt say stop living

hmm... well... you must have kinda monotonous life
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but u just gonna lose duel with sgt Garcia

na don´t stick some bullshit in the story what my grandsons are going to tell their grandsons and so on, how their grandpa was a hero and how badass he was and how saved the world and sacrificed his life in a poetric way and shit man.

elections start tomorrow. u goin 2 try again? :D
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no I don´t have time for bullshiting at the moment.

just've seen that

oh zorra, cmon

killed by my neighbours cat but now there looking for the killer

nah, man, every post I´ve made here today is true story. actually I´ll gtfo now. see u in september!