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Subject: »Real Spamtopic

2013-07-07 18:50:19
you comin with tha motherfuckin ship or I have wait in the airport with my kitchen knife?
2013-07-07 18:53:32
I´m still coming with my knife nigga. cuz langius didn´t sell me gauthier for cheap price. you can do the jolly good tour to hospital later.
2013-07-07 19:10:52
a knife?

honey, knifes are for amateurs

buy a makarov or sumthing.
2013-07-07 19:13:59
whats gauthier
2013-07-07 19:17:02
guns are for black people bro. besides it is easier to explain why I have knife than to explain why the fuck do I have a makarov
2013-07-07 19:19:37
gauther is a sokker player
2013-07-07 20:07:39
wow dat pick-up-pool is just... badass :D
2013-07-07 21:13:52
prolly airport :)
2013-07-07 22:50:50
so if they ask you for the reason you're having a knife,what would you say?you brought it to slice some chocolate belgian?

if they ask you "don't you mean belgian chocolate?"

and then you can just give them the look like !Yeaa,suuure..."

smth like this


btw sorry for my english skillz don't wanna think about grammar neither I know rules of indirect speech(forgot it,mah bad)
2013-07-07 23:04:24
yo dawg check out my new wednesday night game. aint nobody seen anything like that before.

Me (L) Nina Dobrev


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2013-07-07 23:15:23
*jaw drops*
2013-07-07 23:18:41
ugh cmon chelsick i don't like his... face :S



good night
piu piu
2013-07-08 02:05:10
wut wait why Nina Dobrev?
2013-07-08 08:18:19
sup
2013-07-08 08:48:36
because look at that thing!