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= How to live forever
drink 7 million bottles of 5hr energy
eat a huge dinner and eat ur waste over and over again
steal a jet fighter and go to heaven threaten god than if he does not give u eternal life u blow his place up
let his angels be ur slaves kill the guy that saved the world just to make sure he does not get any ideas
bring hitler back from death to lead ur forces
capture a lot of souls
get a lot of 12 yr old concubines
demand ur new slaves to release all prisoners from hell
remember to nuke america N.S.A know's too much
wage a war with switzerland just to have some fun
have your way with the queen she look like a wild one
wipe south america off the map too many infidels
consider destroying africa remember they got a lot of resources kill all infidels
have a party with all 330 million hindu gods then forget to mention the poison in the punch
burn china to the ground
nuke estonia just to make sure Visconte does not survive :p
destroy the moon it's getting boring steal one of jupiter's
flaten asia and make it into one big weed farm
liberate europe,melt the arctic then count all the places suitable for living
europe ,pieces of north america, Africa most of the other places are either huge pot farms are under water should have paid attention in Geography class
smoke 1000 kilos of weed just to make sure ur immortal that G name guy does not seem trustworthy
drink 7 million bottles of 5hr energy
eat a huge dinner and eat ur waste over and over again
steal a jet fighter and go to heaven threaten god than if he does not give u eternal life u blow his place up
let his angels be ur slaves kill the guy that saved the world just to make sure he does not get any ideas
bring hitler back from death to lead ur forces
capture a lot of souls
get a lot of 12 yr old concubines
demand ur new slaves to release all prisoners from hell
remember to nuke america N.S.A know's too much
wage a war with switzerland just to have some fun
have your way with the queen she look like a wild one
wipe south america off the map too many infidels
consider destroying africa remember they got a lot of resources kill all infidels
have a party with all 330 million hindu gods then forget to mention the poison in the punch
burn china to the ground
nuke estonia just to make sure Visconte does not survive :p
destroy the moon it's getting boring steal one of jupiter's
flaten asia and make it into one big weed farm
liberate europe,melt the arctic then count all the places suitable for living
europe ,pieces of north america, Africa most of the other places are either huge pot farms are under water should have paid attention in Geography class
smoke 1000 kilos of weed just to make sure ur immortal that G name guy does not seem trustworthy
A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife: "Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station. Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole. Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go. From now on, when I says 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked. When I says Bell two' you jump on de bed. When I says 'Bell tree' we's gonna mek love all tru de night."
The next night he came home and shouted 'Bell One' and she stripped naked. 'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed. 'Bell Tree' and they started to make love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled out "Bell Four".
"What de hell is 'Bell Four'?" he asked.
She replied : "Roll out more hose, mon, you aint nowhere near de fire."
The next night he came home and shouted 'Bell One' and she stripped naked. 'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed. 'Bell Tree' and they started to make love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled out "Bell Four".
"What de hell is 'Bell Four'?" he asked.
She replied : "Roll out more hose, mon, you aint nowhere near de fire."
white ice weed and grabba and some indian weed high for the last 2 days now :p
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Estonian noobs, prepare for IQ rise in your country [trololol mode]
lol man I just saw you liking some chick in facebook. u bangin that chick nr 1655?
nope, ultra-friendzoned for 3 years or so now, just run together sometimes.
ran 10 km today, i think i´m gonna have to start training or something, lost to some 12 year old kids.
rautsik sonofabitch ran marathon today in 3.30 or sumthing. that guy crazy.
ran 10 km today, i think i´m gonna have to start training or something, lost to some 12 year old kids.
rautsik sonofabitch ran marathon today in 3.30 or sumthing. that guy crazy.
yea a friend of mine just came showing off to me today said he ran 2:57. guy´s been. trying to beat 3h for like the last 4 years or so. last year guy run 3.01 :D
but I think if that bitch is friendzoning u then u should just slip something into his drink for payback
but I think if that bitch is friendzoning u then u should just slip something into his drink for payback
nope, im a nice guy.
besides, roofies are for girls you dont care about, nightclub material only imo.
wtf is wrong with that text box size. shows me only half the text
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besides, roofies are for girls you dont care about, nightclub material only imo.
wtf is wrong with that text box size. shows me only half the text
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oh, you care for her?
how sweet.
how you act:
how you should be acting:
how sweet.
how you act:
how you should be acting:
well if one girl is your only source of "fuk" then maybe yes.
bro u sound like a kreator who said sum really hot chick is banging some random dudes next door and kreator can´t sleep at night cuz that chick is screaming so loud while fuckin. and kreator is just a nice guy so he doesn´t want to say anything bad to that chick cuz that chick is too nice. so kreator can´t sleep and nothing´s gonna change cuz kreator is friendzoned and kreator is a nice guy