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Subject: You know you played too much sokker when

2022-02-02 22:27:02
When you meet a sk-manager in real life

Of all the odds...
You're rather to win the Euro Millions than this to happen! With the exception of managers who actually know each other from real life...

''When you're on hollidays and find yourself looking for an internet café to set your starting line up for the upcoming sunday match''
2022-02-03 06:00:54
I had to pull over once, on a busy road, to bid on a player... I won the bidding! :-)))
I get really freaking aggressive when I'm at work and I'm following an auction and I get interrupted to do my job ! :-(((( @*$# :-))
2022-02-03 06:34:50
trga to Dtox9
When you have to tell dtox to start using italic for quotes and not bold
(edited)
2022-02-03 08:24:51
When you are more excited about thursdays then fridays

That's so true !

Then you realize you have to wait one week for the next skills update and you start counting days...
2022-02-03 08:43:58
When you're on hollidays and find yourself looking for an internet café to set your starting line up for the upcoming sunday match

That happened many times 10+ years ago when the cell phones were just cell phones and not pocket-sized laptops.. :)

I had to pull over once, on a busy road, to bid on a player... I won the bidding! :-)))

Same here! And overpaid a lot too! :D
2022-02-03 13:04:44
Happy thursday everyone!

@trga...I quote however I feel like quoting

''When you find yourself responding in a spammish topic to something you don't even liked reading...''
2022-02-03 17:59:02
trga to Dtox9

Happy thursday everyone!

@trga...I quote however I feel like quoting

''When you find yourself responding in a spammish topic to something you don't even liked reading...''



Speak to the hand !
2022-02-03 22:05:06
Dtox9 to trga
Speak to the hand !

And start fapping! :-p
2022-02-03 23:34:26
When your sokker game starts on sunday same time like your favourite football team. You switch on the TV but you only watch the Sokker game. (Even that you could watch later on) .... so you miss out almost the first half of the football game on TV.
I hate myself for doing this :/ :D
2022-02-04 01:01:28
But your other self loves it! :-p

''When you start estimating a real life player's market value''

''When you are giving friends fictive values on stamina, GK, pace, defender, technique, passing, playmaker and striker''
2022-02-04 19:51:02
When you compare your sokker players to real life players

When you have to spell the website adress when trying to recruit New players
2022-02-04 21:33:08
...when you wonder when in real live corner kicks of a lower class team come into the box and not behind the goal.

...when you wonder when real live winger don't let the ball pass the sideline.

...when you wonder when in real live throws from the sideline go to a player behind the throwing player even there's a player near and more towards the opponents goal.
2022-02-05 01:11:48
And a good one...

''When you wonder why you do not improve your game by standing at the corner flag''

Trainer asking what you're doing...
C'mon man...it's a corner tactic!!
(edited)
2022-02-25 10:34:49
When your game was a religion and greg was his disappeared God.
2022-02-25 10:37:00
When you are crying as you see in live, your B-team incoming on the grass, for the last championship match.
2022-03-01 06:43:37
This a gem of a thread :)