Subject: Drunkness topic

Woo! Happy Birthday. How old are you? Having a drink or two to celebrate tonight?

I'm 19 now
what a man... ^^
(yesterday was a preparation for todays celebration, preparing my kidneys [:D])

I'm going to get very drunk tonight and talk total rollox on this thread.

Just letting everyone know :)

I'll probably be slagging off HT GMs a lot too, especially welsh people called Sparky who are sarges.

Is that allowed?

Anybody else getting drunk tonight?

Its not deliberate, I just might happen to accidentally drink a lot of cans of Stella that happen to be in my fridge.

Ooooh, think I hear one calling my name now.

.....oh dear...how sad my saturday nights have .....I almost said....become, but to be perfectly honest.....

Ah smeg, I'm already struggling to type.........

:D

I am !!! [;

Its better to be world wide known drunkard than anonymous alcoholic [;

One glass of gin is enough for me for tonight.

A lot of glasses milk... Will I get drunk now?? :p

You will, but somebody else probably won't:D

6 cans of stella and I'm already a bit tipsy......and I feel a headache coming on.

:(

Oh well, only have 7 cans left....ish :D

dont think about a hangover.....

hangover phrase - Ill drink no more, but not less ^^

There aren't enough drunk people on here tonight.

Eat banana's that are way and way too ripe...
you will get drunk from that too, cos the sugar, fermented so it becomes alcohol.

There was a test were people threw banana's to monkeys/apes and the apes/monkeys were totally drunk when eating some banana's

:D good luck

lol! :)

a little amount of ethylic spirit is present in yoghurt too :DD

Just suck the liquid out of liquid toilet paper... it contains alcohol too...

:-) or get a life xD

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