Subject: Funny Football Quotes

"The third goal is not the linesman's fault. He's just not very good. He did us at Watford and I know the offside rule is confusing but he is more confused than most."

Paul Jewell after Wigan dropped thier 8th straight

Strachan Quotes

More Strachan

On Wayne Rooney: "It's an incredible rise to stardom - at 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson."

Brilliant quote by Ian Holloway:
http://www.youtube.com/v/9YBgp_LaPWc

Commentator Miroslav Bosák is famous, but my English is not so good to translate best ones. So I will add only some:

"Shevchenko didnt get through. There would be only his dad, tankist, to able do it."

"Effort is only in one half of pitch. The administrator of stadium will have enjoyment."

"In stadium sounds Brasilian samba, the Prussian marsh is forfeiting..."

"Belarussian defender is hanged on Baros as Christmas decoration on christmas tree."

"Ouuch, it was horrible intercession! I cant wish this even to best friend of my wife!"

"In the air clinked gypsum after hard intercession from Zagorakis."

"Here should be reminded mate Shakespeare: Much ado about nothing..."

"Coach Rehhagel has principle that best defence is....defence."

"In recent days in Prague it looks like that here was convening of dustmen. Everywhere was orange, orange, and orange...(EU qulification with Netherlands)

"Fadiga...than he could kick ball with left foot, he would rather make a circuit of city square..."

"We cant know when will Wenger fall asleep, but one is sure - in morning he will not buy newspapers."

"Bierofka chose his way, but it was sadly already jammed"

Hope that even from English its something interesting...
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footall is war....

if you enemy dont have de ball, he can't score....

Pfaff Deutsch
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in my country 1 player say once
'la u es la u'

'U' is the second club important in peru


translate


the U is the U

Johan Cruijff:

Coincidence is logical.

Every disadvantage has its advantage.

I don't want to be a thief of my own wallet.

I'm not religious. In Spain all 22 players make the sign of the cross before they enter the pitch. If it works all matches must therefore end in a draw.

Italians can not beat us, but we can certainly lose against them.

Soccer is simple, but it is difficult to play simple.

Sometimes something's got to happen before something is going to happen.

Speed is often confused with insight. When I start running earlier than the others, I appear faster.

To win you have to score one more goal than your opponent.

Without the ball, you can't win.

You have got to shoot, otherwise you can't score.

My favorite player of all times :)

(I was born way after he retired but it doesnt matter)

Polish so called footballer asked about 1st half of boring match (during half time):

"It's sunday, 17:00, weather also does not favor to play football"
(It was sunny and about 16-17*C)

The most classic of all football quotes:

"Soccer is a game for 22 people that run around, play the ball, and one referee who makes a slew of mistakes, and in the end Germany always wins "

Lineker :)

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just a few...

"We didn't underestimate them. They were a lot better than we thought." - Bobby Robson

"The ref was vertically 15 yards away.”- Kevin Keegan

"I spent 90 percent of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted!" - George Best

"I'd like to play for an Italian club like Barcelona" - Mark Draper

"In 1969 I gave up woman and alcohol. It was the worst 20 minutes of my life." George Best

"In 1969 I gave up woman and alcohol. It was the worst 20 minutes of my life." George Best

Nice one ;-)