Subject: Funny Football Quotes

"In 1969 I gave up woman and alcohol. It was the worst 20 minutes of my life." George Best

Nice one ;-)

George Best:

"I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."

"I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World."

And this is better :)

I once said Gazza's IQ was less than his shirt number and he asked me: "What's an IQ?"
Best on Paul Gascoigne.

Arrigo Sacchi:

"Soccer is not an important thing ,but it's the most important thing between the non-important things"