Subject: Chuck Norris

O_o i want to buy him!

Tough luck, Chuck Norris's owner isn't active anymore!! :( So the man of steel can only roundhouse kick balls in training…

Let's send a petition to the national team coach of Brazil.

why all chuck norris are from brazil? :S
It should be 1 Chuck Norris for country at least!

Blame Leogar ;)

Not again, please. :(

Let's all vote for including Chuck Norris in the Brazilian national team!

Save Chuck Norris!
1. Jelboo

I don't know what Leogar has done, but he's guilty for sure :P

YEaH!

Chuck For National Team!

1. Jelboo
2. Sr.Juan

Chuck For National Team!

1. Jelboo
2. Sr.Juan
3. Mjakk

Chuck For National Team!

1. Jelboo
2. Sr.Juan
3. Mjakk
4. Mithos

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

I can confirm he is NOT a genuine Chuck Norris.

See that space at the end of Norris. The REAL Chuck Norris would not have that space, and if you searched for Chuck in the first name, Norris in the second he would appear.

As a result, I, the founder and chief officer of the Real Chuck Norris Campaign denounce this player as a fake.

I, as the Genuinely Real Chuck Norris Campaign Supervisor, declare that the space behind Chuck Norris' name simply implicates that Chuck Norris is the end of all things. Behind his name, no words are worthy to be mentioned. Therefore, whenever one speaks his name, they should leave a long pause after the words "Chuck Norris".

The president overrules you. He does not count. This fake is unacceptable.

I will withhold, for now. But I will return, with TURNIPS!
I mean ARGUMENTS!