Subject: Chuck Norris

I will withhold, for now. But I will return, with TURNIPS!
I mean ARGUMENTS!

Thanks for your support, Supervisor! :)

how many matches for Brazil NT he needs to become for sale?


edit: typo
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It is enough if he enters the field in the 85th minute of a friendly.

But he needs to stay in the national team! :D Please, do it for the sake of the planet! ;)

But if he is not the real one, we will be waiting for the arrival of the choosen one that someday will change the world of Sokker for the rest of the time...

(BTW, when you mention his name, you must keep a moment of silence before and after say it)

"Other kids pissed their name in the snow. Chuck Norris pissed his name in concrete."

I don't know if it's somewhere in here.
I don't know if it works outside of google.de
I know it is only funny on the first look, but I found it a nice idea.


go to google
type in "find chuck norris"
klick "i am feeling lucky" search
watch the result

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.


No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

* Run, before he finds you
* Try a different person

Sorry to disappoint you guys, but today i was playing poker in Facebook, Chuck Norris came and i kicked his ass, went home completely empty

300 spartans

:)))))))))

nice :)

Watch this from 2:30 to 2:54 :)