Subject: Chuck Norris

what about this?
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Ha:)

If Chuck Norris catches you without a space, his fist will surely be the last thing you ever see (or maybe his foot).

Even chuck is defeatable...

no, he isn't.

I can defeat him man, you can, even MrG can. Blast his head off with a gun, and you've defeated him.

( I am not responsible for people who use my guidance for real)
It's just a possibility you know ;)

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Chuck Norris can deflect bullets with his beard. Fact.

He doesn't have a beard lol.

... just another fist.

I just checked in the mirror.

I think that you are not intelligent.Your appreciation is too low.Everybody knows that Bruce Lee was the best and after folow Jackie Chan
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Chakie Jan is my bitch

hehehehe

You are the right ball of jackie chan

Chuck Norris?

L. Kaczyński is better:)

I think not

he doesn't have a website to tell how great he is.

Bruce Lee never had a power beard.