Subject: break your tongue:)

Can you give me some more tips. Like how to insult someone:-D(i already know: joder,hostia, míerde)?

I think that won't be possible in the forum.

no and you is my friend

Maria Chusema tenia una choza que bonita la choza de Maria Chusema

no

why not?

Sorry,

De kat krabt de krollen trap(it's hard because of the r's)
The cat crabs the curls of the stairs :-s

De koetsier poetst de pasgepoetste postkoets

We use "De knecht snijdt recht, maar de meid snijdt scheef" as tongue braiker.
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i cant spell that :S

We know it as:

De kat krabt de krullen van de trap.

I do not think it's difficult because of the r's, but because of the k's. I'll try to find one with r's.

"De knecht snijdt recht, maar de meid snijdt scheef"

We know this one as well.

Here as sk/ks one:

Max mixt whiskey in de whiskeymixer.

And one in African:

Die dikke dokter Daan Diederichs drink Dinsdag die derde Desember drie drinkbekers dronkmakende drank; daarna dreig die drankduiwel die dokter, dog die dokter druk die drankduiwel daar doer dwarsdeur die driedubbele doringdraad duskant die damwal

yes i do

You're doing what?

mixing whiskey, I suppose

I can add something from Russia =)

"Граф Плато играл в лото. Графиня Плато знала про то, что граф Плато играл в лото. Но граф Плато не знал про то, что графиня Плато знает про то, что граф Плато играл в лото."

Graph Plato igral v loto. Graphinya Plato znala pro to, chto graph Plato igral v loto. No graph Plato ne znal pro to, chto graphinya Plato znala pro to, chto graph Plato igral v loto.


And another one.

"Мышка сушек насушила. Мышка мишек пригласила. Мишки сушки кушать стали, зубы сразу же сломали."

Myshka sushek nasushila. Myshka mishek priglasila. Mishki sushki kushat stali, zuby srazu zhe slomali.